Pronounced: Bro-cra-tees...like Socrates (it's ok Bro's, you don't need to know who that is anyways)
A pseudo-philosophical bro. Brocates will make statements intended to be deep and
philosophical, but which will instead come across as lame and pitiful. Substances such as alcohol and
marijuana may induce extended periods of such attempts at depth and insight - aka failosophy
*exhales puff of smoke* "...Dude. So I was makin out with this one chick
the other night - and I thought to myself 'what if this isn't a real chick, but a robot sent to kill me'
but then I kept makin out with her"...
*smashes
beer can on forehead* "Damn Brocrates. That was deep"