Pronounced: Bro-cra-tees...like Socrates (it's ok Bro's, you don't need to know who that is anyways)
A pseudo-philosophical bro. Brocates will make statements intended to be deep and philosophical, but which will instead come across as lame and pitiful. Substances such as alcohol and marijuana may induce extended periods of such attempts at depth and insight - aka failosophy
*exhales puff of smoke* "...Dude. So I was makin out with this one chick the other night - and I thought to myself 'what if this isn't a real chick, but a robot sent to kill me' but then I kept makin out with her"...
*smashes beer can on forehead* "Damn Brocrates. That was deep"
My burocratic professor likes to drink from his flask while pondering how steep the bell curve should be after writing incoherent insults to on my essay
A system or processes which requires more paperwork and processing than ever necessary and makes actions or legislation take longer than necessary to be complete
The sign up process for that website is A Buerocrat's Wet Dream.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'