burocratic
My burocratic professor likes to drink from his flask while pondering how steep the bell curve should be after writing incoherent insults to on my essay
burocratic by tunafish115 October 30, 2009
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Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality
A "Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality" plagues usually dedicated, but susceptible former government employees, sometimes ruining marriages, and yes, even lives!
These folks who, after dismissal of any sort by a government or government contract industry, struggle daily, either alone or with others, to resurrect their former mental status to normal.
As the stalifying beaurocracy that it is, government brainwashes its employees to spend the most time and the most money on any project assigned to them with overwhelming preliminary hogwash such as diagrams, blue prints, and specifications in order to complete the most simple, or preliminary tasks. They can also incur much overhead in "down time" due to repetition after poor success in one area or another.
Any simple government regulated chore can be deterred by pages of grandiloquent specifications and regulations, or of just plain old BS.
When dedicated employees return to the real world, they have great difficulties adjusting in order to complete ordinary tasks easily, inexpensively and finally, successfully.
They frequently convene in small groups of two or more at Malls, churches and other social settings to converse and exchange methods of removing this mindset in hopes of pursuing an ordinary life, uninhibited by these beaurocratic brainwashing constraints.
These folks who, after dismissal of any sort by a government or government contract industry, struggle daily, either alone or with others, to resurrect their former mental status to normal.
As the stalifying beaurocracy that it is, government brainwashes its employees to spend the most time and the most money on any project assigned to them with overwhelming preliminary hogwash such as diagrams, blue prints, and specifications in order to complete the most simple, or preliminary tasks. They can also incur much overhead in "down time" due to repetition after poor success in one area or another.
Any simple government regulated chore can be deterred by pages of grandiloquent specifications and regulations, or of just plain old BS.
When dedicated employees return to the real world, they have great difficulties adjusting in order to complete ordinary tasks easily, inexpensively and finally, successfully.
They frequently convene in small groups of two or more at Malls, churches and other social settings to converse and exchange methods of removing this mindset in hopes of pursuing an ordinary life, uninhibited by these beaurocratic brainwashing constraints.
A"Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality"verbal exchange with an old co-worker made me late for lunch.
There I stood, in the hot sun, drawing a diagram for a blueprint to dig ONE post hole. This is MY OWN MONEY I'm blowing here!
Jeeze, I'm going bonkers, AND bankrupt if I can't relieve myself of this "Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality".
Oh, and thanks, I feel MUCH better now!
There I stood, in the hot sun, drawing a diagram for a blueprint to dig ONE post hole. This is MY OWN MONEY I'm blowing here!
Jeeze, I'm going bonkers, AND bankrupt if I can't relieve myself of this "Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality".
Oh, and thanks, I feel MUCH better now!
Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality by Catholic devil April 25, 2009
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(adj.) An action that would, if the author/speaker not know better, was taken by a eurocrat eating snails in Brussels.
eurocratic by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
eurocratic
A political system that is the closest European countries are capable of coming to democracy and is exported through mass media without truths as to how Europe stole Africa's natural resources to build their palaces and is yet to be held accountable for the theft.
An Eurocratic system is characterised by elections that are held with massive manipulation of realities by the mass media, massive control of the media to try and show European countries as very democratic. It is also characterized by governments that are racist and xenophobic, crafting foreign policies that wage or support wars against other nations of other races, either to plunder their resources or simply to portray fake military power.
Eurocracy is also rooted in plundering the resources of mainly African countries through racist economic policies towards the continent.
In recent times, all of the Europe's social and economic problems are blamed on immigrant Arabs and the Russians (even though they are the ones who have been plundering other countries' resources for centuries) instead of the rampant corruption in European governments and the failing corporatocracy they created.
The European Union: a classic Eurocracy.
An Eurocratic system is characterised by elections that are held with massive manipulation of realities by the mass media, massive control of the media to try and show European countries as very democratic. It is also characterized by governments that are racist and xenophobic, crafting foreign policies that wage or support wars against other nations of other races, either to plunder their resources or simply to portray fake military power.
Eurocracy is also rooted in plundering the resources of mainly African countries through racist economic policies towards the continent.
In recent times, all of the Europe's social and economic problems are blamed on immigrant Arabs and the Russians (even though they are the ones who have been plundering other countries' resources for centuries) instead of the rampant corruption in European governments and the failing corporatocracy they created.
The European Union: a classic Eurocracy.
Eurocratic programs include unparalleled control of the media and small change as aid to countries the West pounders everyday.
eurocratic by CSM305 December 9, 2016
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