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Brocrates 

Pronounced: Bro-cra-tees...like Socrates (it's ok Bro's, you don't need to know who that is anyways)

A pseudo-philosophical bro. Brocates will make statements intended to be deep and philosophical, but which will instead come across as lame and pitiful. Substances such as alcohol and marijuana may induce extended periods of such attempts at depth and insight - aka failosophy
*exhales puff of smoke* "...Dude. So I was makin out with this one chick the other night - and I thought to myself 'what if this isn't a real chick, but a robot sent to kill me' but then I kept makin out with her"...

*smashes beer can on forehead* "Damn Brocrates. That was deep"
Brocrates by A Clamor of Rooks July 19, 2010

borocrat 

A person who continues to talk despite knowing that he is boring the hell out of his audience
The Indian MP always continues rambling on despite a visible lack of interest amongst his audience. He's such a borocrat!
borocrat by VG85 February 2, 2015

Brutocrat 

A ruler that has to use brutal force to impose their philosophy on the people they govern.
Brutocrats use various methods including extreme violence, torture, imprisonment & murder to control those they govern.
Brutocrat by Wordlink October 27, 2022

burrocracy

A body, usually a governmental entity, that exists solely to make difficult the receiving of permission for an action which should be simple, but required.
I need to work in 4 Canadian provinces, so I need to get work permission from each burrocracy, not just the Canadian government.
burrocracy by davezawislak April 1, 2010

burocratic 

My burocratic professor likes to drink from his flask while pondering how steep the bell curve should be after writing incoherent insults to on my essay
burocratic by tunafish115 October 30, 2009