Brunchbro

When you can’t get a girlfriend so you get a Brunchbro

Yo jimmy why are you always with your Brunchbro? U know dang well I’ve been single for 14 years

Brunchbro by pridelove_swaglife December 15, 2017

brunchBQ 

A BBQ made and eaten while hungover during the middle of the morning between the normal hours of breakfast and lunch.

Maybe ten shots was a bad idea. I want BBQ and a mimosa but don't want to go out, let's make a brunchBQ.

brunchBQ by Not a morning guy September 8, 2012

Bruncher 

A Bruncher is somebody who puts on the blinkers and sees the fine details of life. They believe in quality over quantity, fine craftsmanship, $1 coffees, footyball, insulting commoners, payphones, spiced apple and chamomile tea, Shapes, and pointing at their groin area (or crevice).

Hey Cyril, did you hear about Sanjeev? Apparently a Bruncher stole his car and drove to Queensland singing Patrick Hernandez songs for the whole journey,

Bruncher by Dzhimara June 9, 2019

Bruncher 

n. The first meal you eat when you have not had any food (or meals) the whole day until dinner time.
Derived from Breakfast+lunch+dinner.

I woke up at 3pm today and had my Bruncher at around 6.

Hey, I've been so busy today that I didn't have time to eat, wanna grab Bruncher with me?

Bruncher by princess crys October 17, 2008

Brunchurkey 

Breakfast + Lunch = Brunch

Brunch + Turkey = Brunchurkey.

Cause if you're up at 4AM, you might as well cook a turkey.

Dude, it's 4AM and I got a turkey and some pancake mix. Let's brunchurkey.

Brunchurkey by Smashes October 8, 2010

bunchcroodle

dirty, stinky, often wrinkly saggy-puss

I stuck my dick in her bunchcroodle and it smelled for four days.

bunchcroodle by rupert November 7, 2003

Brunch Bro 

a bro who goes above and beyond the call of duty of friend ship, is always by your side no matter what

Joe: How come you and Kevin always chill together?
Steven: We're Brunch Bros, duh.

Brunch Bro by whattoput August 7, 2016