Brunchjob

When you hang a donut off a dick, and alternate between blowing and eating.

"Hey baby, I got a dozen donuts. Pull down your pants, I'm in the mood for a brunchjob, which is defined as when I hang a donut off your dick and alternate between blowing and eating."

by A. Jabroni October 27, 2021

Sissy Bronchobuster

The process of forcing the act of deep-throating on someone who obviously does not wish to partake.

Man 1: My bird wouldn't deepthroat me last night, i was so disappointed :(

Man 2: It's okay, giver her a Sissy Bronchobuster tonight.

Man 1: Good plan, I'm gonna wreck that oesophagus.

by Jimmy Jizm January 28, 2009

bruhjob

-when you and a straight friend start to get intimate. In other words you or your straight friend give you a blow job but to keep it straight and no feelings, never look into each others eyes while receiving or giving the blowjob

"Dude, that bruhjob was the best last night"

by hehehe12345678910 December 14, 2016

Brunchopotamus

The animalistic side of a human being that comes out when eating brunch. Also can pertain to people that love brunch so much, that they consistently miss family functions, events, et cetera.

Man, can you believe Ashley and Zack missed the baptism today? Yeah man, typical brunchopotamus move.

by itszando June 2, 2018

brunchlord

Incompetent and overpaid corporate executive usually coming from a background of family wealth.

Man, my company is run by a bunch of brunchlords who have no understanding of the product or market.

by tech98 February 27, 2024