When you hang a donut off a dick, and alternate between blowing and eating.
"Hey baby, I got a dozen donuts. Pull down your pants, I'm in the mood for a brunchjob, which is defined as when I hang a donut off your dick and alternate between blowing and eating."
-when you and a straight friend start to get intimate. In other words you or your straight friend give you a blow job but to keep it straight and no feelings, never look into each others eyes while receiving or giving the blowjob
The animalistic side of a human being that comes out when eating brunch. Also can pertain to people that love brunch so much, that they consistently miss family functions, events, et cetera.
Man, can you believe Ashley and Zack missed the baptismtoday? Yeah man, typical brunchopotamus move.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).