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Bruises Around my neck 

Bruises Around my neck basically means hickeys and bite marks around my neck.
In the song Stacy's Brother the line- She's not reason for the bruises around my neck.

Mystery bruises 

The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.
Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.
Mystery bruises by Sophie N. February 15, 2008

Morning Bruises

Bruises you wake up with on your legs from walking into things drunk the night before.
*Guy 1* Man my legs hurt for some reason.
*guy 2* Oh you have Morning Bruises
Morning Bruises by MAXXX13 November 15, 2007

she has bruises on her knees 

It means that she is a hoe that has been sucking dick behind the staples
She has bruises on her knees

Beer bruises 

Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.

Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.
Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?
Beer bruises by ..WiL May 24, 2005