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Bruises you wake up with on your legs from walking into things drunk the night before.
*Guy 1* Man my legs hurt for some reason.
*guy 2* Oh you have Morning Bruises
by MAXXX13 October 28, 2007
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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