Brownworm

A particularly strewn-out bowel movement in which the end result can resemble a long wriggling worm. It can also form what appears to be a "Mr whippy" in the bowl.

Sanjeet: "Mate check out this brownworm, definitely going on Ratemypoo"

Dave: "You're sick"

by raebylzzirGrizzlybear August 12, 2011

Spicy Brownsword

A Spicy Brownsword is the act of putting tabasco on your penis, sticking it up your female counterpart's bum to entice her and then waving it at her as a sign of masculinity.

-"How did you woo her tonight mate??" - "Oh, I gave her the spicy brownsword!! Worked a treat!"

by filmbuster September 20, 2014

Captain Brownsword

A man with a large John Thomas who, over time, has come to deal exclusively in the hard brown. He has become fatally allergic to the pink and finds normal sex both pointless and irritating. He is also partial to occasional bouts of surprise anal which are invariably met with gratitude and requests for a repeat performance.

A hero among modern men, someone who flies in the face of modern womens tendancy to turn down legitimate requests for anal action. If they want a piece of Captain Brownsword, then they are going to have to enjoy some ring sting.

'Who was that guy we were out with last night?' 'That was Captain Brownsword, do you know, he hasn't been near a pussy in 4 years?! what a legend'

'Oh my god, who is that guy by the bar? There is something really dangerous and heroic about him.' 'Thats Captain Brownsword, go sit near him on a bar stool and you will find out what him and surprise anal are all about'

by Stumper steve May 29, 2009

brownware

Shit, fecal matter, poop
That brown stuff in the toilet.

"Damn! someone's brownware just stank up the building!"

"Hey, what you doin' in there?" -- "Downloading brownware!"

"Dude?!? There's brownware all over your yard!"

Also:

Rapid Brownware -- Quick Shit
Random Brownware -- Lumpy Diarrhea
Wild Brownware -- Yard Poop

by bear shaver October 29, 2006

brownward dog

Anal sex in the downward dog yoga position.

When the yoga instructor called for the downward dog, Gabe, having heard "brownward dog", put it in Stephanie's butt in front of the whole class.

by buttsexmichael April 18, 2014

Brainworms

Unproductive, unreasonable, and/or outright harmful ideas that become “stuck” in one’s head and/or internalized. A “brainwormed individual” is someone who has been driven insane by the outlandish and malicious content commonly found in spaces like 4tran and 4chan at large.

TFW the wriggliest of brainworms

by Trashli November 2, 2022

Brainworm

An belief (or set of beliefs) that become popular "en masse" and cause people to act erratically.

"Everyone in attendance at the ______ rally have the brainworm."

by lazy_prophet February 19, 2021