brownsword 

A family most noble, the best and most famous being the wonderful Georgina Rose. Comical geniuses, who have a tendency to say dead-pan one-liners! To Brownsword is to say something with conviction, which turns out to be hilariously stupid or silly

'Thats a Brownsword comment'

brownsword by Genie67 May 15, 2014

Spicy Brownsword 

A Spicy Brownsword is the act of putting tabasco on your penis, sticking it up your female counterpart's bum to entice her and then waving it at her as a sign of masculinity.

-"How did you woo her tonight mate??" - "Oh, I gave her the spicy brownsword!! Worked a treat!"

Spicy Brownsword by filmbuster September 20, 2014

Captain Brownsword

A man with a large John Thomas who, over time, has come to deal exclusively in the hard brown. He has become fatally allergic to the pink and finds normal sex both pointless and irritating. He is also partial to occasional bouts of surprise anal which are invariably met with gratitude and requests for a repeat performance.

A hero among modern men, someone who flies in the face of modern womens tendancy to turn down legitimate requests for anal action. If they want a piece of Captain Brownsword, then they are going to have to enjoy some ring sting.

'Who was that guy we were out with last night?' 'That was Captain Brownsword, do you know, he hasn't been near a pussy in 4 years?! what a legend'

'Oh my god, who is that guy by the bar? There is something really dangerous and heroic about him.' 'Thats Captain Brownsword, go sit near him on a bar stool and you will find out what him and surprise anal are all about'

Captain Brownsword by Stumper steve May 29, 2009

Broadswording 

To not only just suck up to your boss in an unbelievable and outrageous manner, but to gobble your boss/supervisor so fervently that that you passed the gag reflex 47 minutes ago and not only his knob but a section of shaft is also protruding from your anus thus allowing for much comedic banter withing the office confines.

*Boss enters office*: "Morning gents...."
*Employee 1*: "Hello sir, how are you on this fine and wonderfully happy workday, such a pleasure to see your glowing complexion and energy in our office, can I bounce something off you as I highly regard your opinion on........?
*Employee 2*: "Jesus Dave, you broadsworded the shit out of him, so deep we only saw ballsack"
* Employee 3 *. " Way too much Broadswording in this office" .

Broadswording by Fingered Dickhole July 16, 2014

Brown Sword 

When she gets shit on your dick.

Damn Bitch! You gave me a Brown Sword

Brown Sword by Snell Dawg October 2, 2018

brownward dog 

Anal sex in the downward dog yoga position.

When the yoga instructor called for the downward dog, Gabe, having heard "brownward dog", put it in Stephanie's butt in front of the whole class.

brownward dog by buttsexmichael April 18, 2014

Brownsboro tx 

The definition of backwoods small texas town where the only intertament is to drink and get pregnant. The only credible thing to come from this town is its band.

U gonna get that girl pregnant just like them from brownsboro tx.

Brownsboro tx by DMASTER22552 August 29, 2016