MonsoonPuma's definitions

gaybysitting

Taking care of your drunk gay friend, usually after a long night of drinking and singing showtunes at a piano bar.

Gurrrrl, Trey Trey was so wasted last night, I was up until 5AM gaybysitting that bitch...

by MonsoonPuma February 4, 2013

Brownsplaining

Any South Asian trying to explain to another South Asian a fundamental term/concept which they already know, but Person #1 mistakenly assumes that they aren't aware of.

This FOB totally tried Brownsplaining me what a Rasgulla is, assuming I'm not Desi because of my name after I posted a picture on Twitter of what I'd served a friend for dessert. He actually said, "That's not rosgulla for sure. Rosagullas are white little balls dripped in sugar syrup" like I had no idea what they were.

by MonsoonPuma October 8, 2019