brownseling

The counseling of your horrible eyebrows.

You need brownseling.

by Browtender Chicago October 7, 2018

browsering

the online version of window shopping

I was window browsering all day but I didn't buy a thing.

by aussieCliff April 11, 2009

brownelling

When you are an 18 year old man and forget a condom and you're forced to have dry anal with a 15 year old.

Do you have a condom, bro?
Nah sorry
It's all good I'm fine just brownelling her.

by alexbrownell November 30, 2016

Brownling

A small child of Indian or otherwise, brown descent. May also be use for a child of mixed background with at least one half being Indian or brown.

My wife is Bengali, and we have such a cute little brownling daughter.

by Adam May 13, 2005

brownelling

The act of talking about philosophy when no one wants to hear.

Rob was brownelling so much everyone left.

by Max_Powders February 22, 2014

Brownsing

The act of casually browsing online for items, deals, or completely unnecessary purchases while seated on the porcelain throne. A modern multitasking phenomenon that blends retail therapy with bathroom breaks.

"I just bought a waffle maker while Brownsing—best $20 I ever spent."

by Duder December 10, 2024