brownseling

The counseling of your horrible eyebrows.

You need brownseling.

brownseling by Browtender Chicago October 7, 2018

browsering 

the online version of window shopping

I was window browsering all day but I didn't buy a thing.

browsering by aussieCliff April 11, 2009

brownelling 

When you are an 18 year old man and forget a condom and you're forced to have dry anal with a 15 year old.

Do you have a condom, bro?
Nah sorry
It's all good I'm fine just brownelling her.

brownelling by alexbrownell November 30, 2016

Brownling 

A small child of Indian or otherwise, brown descent. May also be use for a child of mixed background with at least one half being Indian or brown.

My wife is Bengali, and we have such a cute little brownling daughter.

Brownling by Adam May 13, 2005

brownelling 

The act of talking about philosophy when no one wants to hear.

Rob was brownelling so much everyone left.

brownelling by Max_Powders February 22, 2014

Brownsing 

The act of casually browsing online for items, deals, or completely unnecessary purchases while seated on the porcelain throne. A modern multitasking phenomenon that blends retail therapy with bathroom breaks.

"I just bought a waffle maker while Brownsing—best $20 I ever spent."

Brownsing by Duder December 10, 2024