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brownlow

A prestigious award given to the best and fairest player during a season of Australian Rules Football. Also people sharing the same name of a previous winner are called brownlow, these people are generally losers
by Anonymous October 13, 2003
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Brownlow

Dude, Tracy wanted me to stick it in her brownlow last night!
by NoGoodUsernamesLeft June 26, 2019
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Brownlow

the "brownlow" refers to secrets of the Southeast Asian community, which while well known by said community, are not as well known by the general (white) public.
- Dude have you checked out Amazon Prime? It's free for college students?

- Ya bro. It's been around for a year now. It's been on the brownlow for a while.
by BrownieSyed January 12, 2011
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elsie brownlow

no girl is as pretty as “elsie brownlow
by harryydoyle April 8, 2022
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Browntown Showdown

A heated battle of sorts between two males when a resolution is unattainable. The Browntown Showdown is a modern play on the classic event, the "Tug-of-War". The two parties involved take a rope (twine for the frail and anally incompetent) preferably a half-inch in diameter. The rope is to be knotted on both ends and then inserted into the anal cavities of the aforementioned. Both men then must clench their assly muscles and take steps away from each other, the first party to release the rope is the loser.

(A ropesmith is preferred and must regulate/monitor the proceedings)

no-homo is not necessary, but may help in further explanations to others
"My teacher said the answer was X = 3, I disagree; it's time for a Browntown Showdown."
by bilky koors August 19, 2009
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Brownload

The act of defecating on someone's open laptop and shutting it. Usually done when one desires to be a huge prick.
Andy: "Josh stole my towel when I was in the shower so I am totally going to brownload his computer."
Bill: "Nice. You should use his sheets to wipe."
by irishfan86 January 16, 2011
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browntown

An informal name for the anus, mostly used in the context of having anal sex with someone ("take sb. to browntown").
We'll bend you over, then we'll take you to browntown - Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny (2006)
by Amina Koyim August 13, 2011
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