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Brownlowed

Verb. The act of walking around in a powerful manner that gives the impression you are superior to all those around you.

Walking with purpose and dignity, in a way that makes everybody stop what they're doing and pay attention to you. Moving in such a way as to make everyone pause and watch you go past.
May also be said B'Lowin' (bee-lowin)
I think we just got brownlowed.
Brownlowed by AmeliaPerfection April 8, 2011
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Brownload 

The act of defecating on someone's open laptop and shutting it. Usually done when one desires to be a huge prick.
Andy: "Josh stole my towel when I was in the shower so I am totally going to brownload his computer."
Bill: "Nice. You should use his sheets to wipe."
Brownload by irishfan86 January 16, 2011

download a brownload 

means you are going to take a crap.
I'll be back in a few, I've gotta go DOWNLOAD A BROWNLOAD.

"Hey, can you pull over at the next rest area, I NEED TO DOWNLOAD A BROWNLOAD"


common responses from others that hear the phrase said:

Gross
does that generate a large log file?
what is your download speed?
so is that a broad band connection? baa ha ha ha ha!!!
dude, be carefull not to let that turn into a core dump!
dont forget to wipe
Who is your ISP?

Download a brownload 

The act of unleashing a massive shit on some poor unsuspecting toilet.
Jim: Where did cletus go?

Bertha: He ran off to the bathroom, said something about having to download a brownload.

brownflower 

I fucked his brownflower.
brownflower by Stinky Spincther March 29, 2008

Browntowned 

A way to taunt your water volleyball opponents when you are destroying them.
"20 serving 12"
(as the ball is being served)
"You have been BROWNTOWNED!!"
"21 bitches" - Browntowned
Browntowned by Kennedy Killer June 21, 2010
A prestigious award given to the best and fairest player during a season of Australian Rules Football. Also people sharing the same name of a previous winner are called brownlow, these people are generally losers
brownlow by Anonymous October 13, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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