The result of a person (or organisation) disappearing so far up their own backside that they warp a hole in spacetime from which not even logic can escape.

I came perilously close to the event horizon of a brownhole today and frankly, I'm lucky not to be buried in a whole heap of super-dense shit.

Brownhole by VliegendeSchot October 27, 2015

brownhog

Any individual who possesses socially akward qualities and several distinguishable physical features. These said features can range from abusrd hairiness to a burly physical frame to a lazy eye, all of which contribute to the individual's lack of social ability.

Wow, I hate when that brownhog follows us around everywhere.

brownhog by Darth Doucher January 17, 2009

Brownhole

The hole located at the end of your rectum that secrets brown substances. Also known as your anus and can be used for anal sex.

"Let me see that Brownhole!"

Brownhole by Geoff Schwab May 20, 2008

brownhouse kick

When someone roundhouse kicks your ass so hard it counts anal raping.

"Dude, I gave Steven a brownhouse kick the other day!" (Ryan)

"His asshole is probably still bleeding!"(Mitchell)

brownhouse kick by mooseheadman November 15, 2009

Brownhouse

A kick delivered to the abdomen with force sufficient to induce fecal ejection from the anus (i.e. when you kick the shit out of someone)

Your grandma is easy to brownhouse.

Brownhouse by Rypoo August 6, 2011

brownhouser

noun. Someone who commits very stinky or unnaturally smelling farts. See brownhouse effect.

That dude's such a brownhouser - I can smell him down the hall!

brownhouser by Dickie Merkin January 18, 2008

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026