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Brewhound 

SEE YA BREWHOUNDS
Brewhound by Roastalot October 21, 2010

Brown Hound Dog 

The unsettling phenomenon of having a 'firmish' turd just barely emerge from your ass which, despite furtive foreshadowing, occurs both gradually and rapidly (simultaneously) at precisely the most inopportune point in time. Once the 'brown hound dog' pokes his head out you are thrust into the most tenuous situation of attempting to coax him back in the dog house (without your eyeballs popping out) a whilst continuing to make a presentation, speaking with a superior colleague in the middle of the lunch line, or trying to maintain that casual conversation with the woman in the Marketing department while on an elevator stopping at every floor.
Paul - Right after lunch Simms delivered the cable we've been waiting for and wouldn't you know it - it was oversized.

Gregg - Aaaa hey dude, listen I really can't talk right now - I gotta brown hound dog poking his head out and I got a bad feeling on this one.

Paul - Huh?
Brown Hound Dog by Goodoldboy66 October 29, 2014

brownhouse kick 

When someone roundhouse kicks your ass so hard it counts anal raping.
"Dude, I gave Steven a brownhouse kick the other day!" (Ryan)

"His asshole is probably still bleeding!"(Mitchell)
brownhouse kick by mooseheadman November 15, 2009

brownaround 

calling up an insurance company or pharmacy to check eligibility on a member and getting transferred multiple times by different representatives, usually because your skin color is brown.
today Ali got the brownaround about 15 times but still completed 81 eligibilities!!
brownaround by RodneyKSON September 3, 2013

Brownhouse 

A kick delivered to the abdomen with force sufficient to induce fecal ejection from the anus (i.e. when you kick the shit out of someone)
Your grandma is easy to brownhouse.
Brownhouse by Rypoo August 6, 2011

brownhouser 

noun. Someone who commits very stinky or unnaturally smelling farts. See brownhouse effect.
That dude's such a brownhouser - I can smell him down the hall!
brownhouser by Dickie Merkin January 18, 2008