Brownhole

The result of a person (or organisation) disappearing so far up their own backside that they warp a hole in spacetime from which not even logic can escape.

I came perilously close to the event horizon of a brownhole today and frankly, I'm lucky not to be buried in a whole heap of super-dense shit.

by VliegendeSchot October 27, 2015

Brownhole

The hole located at the end of your rectum that secrets brown substances. Also known as your anus and can be used for anal sex.

"Let me see that Brownhole!"

by Geoff Schwab May 20, 2008

Brownshoe

A Canadian term for a career politician, one whose main goal is to climb the party ladder and get power, not to make real change or help his constituents. Typically reserved for members of the Conservative Party of Canada who hold neoliberal economic views and who advocate socially liberal policies. Called brownshoes due to their habit of wearing poor quality, badly fitted blue suits with clunky brown shoes to look casual and "appeal" to middle class voters.

"Did you see Jason Kenney and Andrew Scheer at the Gay Hindus for Free Trade fundraiser last night? Kenney was dancing with a transsexual, and he calls himself conservative..."

"Doesn't surprise me, he's a brownshoe, he'll sell out to anyone to win votes"

by The Man With The Cane March 27, 2019

Alaskan Blowhole

When your having sex with a girl and you want to fill all holes. you put your dick in her vagina. then your two thumbs in the ears with your pinky's covering the nostril. while your kissing her then shove your big toe up her ass. this will completely cover the holes.

Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L. : Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you an Alaskan blowhole.

by DLDLP February 8, 2017

Brownover

The act of brown nosing and bending over to take orders at the same time.

Guy 1: You noticed how Bob always brown noses at the office? He is also always wrong and stupid so he has to just bend over and take orders.

Guy 2: Yup, he totally pulls a Brownover.

by getp1ssed22 June 19, 2013

Feces blowhole

When you shoot a bullet up the anus of a unsuspected victim, and the contents of the colon blow out of the top of the head.

Trevor aimed a rifle up Arturo's butthole causing poop to fly out of his head, concluding to a feces blowhole.

by Arturo and Trevor December 31, 2012

brothole

the apartment or dorm of a college chick
that smells like mad perfume, sex, and female nastiness.
slutty clothes all over the floor are also an indication that you are in a brothole

basically a brothel except the sluts that live there dont get paid

"dude your girls apartment smells like she was taking a whore bath all day"

"yeah man its a total brothole there"

by anonymous66789 January 6, 2009