Brown-crown 

The ring of shit left behind after anal penetration if ass not cleaned out properly. The way to become the king of poo.

ah, forgot my condom. gonna have a brown crown in the morning.

I'm the king, sitting on my throne with a brown crown on my head.

Brown-crown by Tom Maggs November 26, 2004

Brown Crown

When completing an especially large bowel movement, one or more of the resulting turds breaches or "crowns" above the water. Not to be confused with the Massive Brown Crown or Gorgo the Beast Master, when one or more turds are so large that they extend above the toilet seat, requiring the pooper to stand up in order to break off the turd and finish.

Guy 1: "Dude, you were in the shitter forever! What were you doing, scuba diving?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I just finished my Brown Crown. That thing was wonderful. I took a picture with my phone. I cried a little when I had to flush it."
Guy 1: "Well break out the picture, man!"

While in the bathroom ...
Friend 1: "Oh my god! I think I'm crapping out my soul!"
Friend 2 (at the next stall): "Bullshit! Let's compare dumps; I'll bet mine's bigger."
Both friends finish without wiping to compare dumps.
Friend 2: "Holy hell, man! You had a Brown Crown! That turd's almost touching the lid!"
Friend 1: "I know, man. That was almost a Massive Brown Crown. I almost want to name it!"

Brown Crown by Donkey Punching Queen December 20, 2013

Brown Crown

When someone deficates on top of your head in a sexual fasion.

I just gave Rhonda a brown crown she'll never forget.

Brown Crown by Bukkakegod October 26, 2002

brown crown

synonym for first-time anal sex

Sarah and I were pretty wild in the sack, and she let me take her brown crown.

brown crown by a lex July 29, 2006

Brown Crown

Brown Crown is when you fart on someones head when they bend over

Keith bent over to pick his pen up off the ground and I farted on his head........Brown Crown

Brown Crown by maxxxiiimus July 3, 2011

Brown Crown

When someone sticks their finger in his or her anus and then wipes it around the crown of your head.

Ugh, that stripper just gave me a glaucoma test, then a brown crown.

Brown Crown by Leon the smurf October 8, 2007

brown crown

The ass rim, the butthole.

In the joint when Hector placed Stevie's brown crown on his smaller head. Stevie was offically crowned a queen!

brown crown by Anonymous August 30, 2003