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brushing the pony 

"That girl was so fine, I was violently brushing the pony all night."

roughing up the suspect

A descriptive term for masturbation.
Why do you rough up the suspect? Because you know he's guilty.
roughing up the suspect by Rony February 6, 2003

roughing it

A term used to describe some form of hard living. Like sleeping in a tent at muddy festival grounds.
I was roughing it the last time I attended Glastonbury. The mud was up to my ears.
roughing it by muzik February 10, 2007

Brushing Brunswicks

The act of accidentally rubbing your breasts (if a woman) or your shaft and balls (if a man) up against someone when trying to get past them in a crowded area.
1. Brooke just got done brushing brunswicks with half the people in line at the snow cone machines!

2. Bryan: this totally hot, busty woman just got done brushing brunswicks with me

Richard: niiiiiiceeee
Brushing Brunswicks by Jules Smooter February 19, 2010

Troughing 

Putting cocaine around a woman's flaps then vigourously eating her out whilst snorting up the coke. Generally done to multiple women in a single sesh.
"What IS that noise?!"
"Aaah that's just Tom troughing a couple of birds upstairs"
Troughing by Fort@78 June 2, 2016

roughing the brady 

A recent National Football League penalty call. Roughing the Brady occurs when a defensive player makes a now illegal defensive play on league poster boy, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady.

Roughing the Brady entered the league rulebooks after the 2008 NFL season in which Brady suffered a horrific knee injury against the Kansas City Chiefs. Subsequently, Brady was placed on injured reserve and was out for the season.

Concluding the 2008 season, NFL executives strictly sought to prevent teams from making defensive plays exclusively against New England Patriots quarterback, Tom Brady. In short, the proverbial yellow flag is thrown whenever Tom Brady is under extreme duress and is tackled. Afterward, the previous play is stricken and the opposing team is penalized. The particular rationale of this new officiating policy is somewhat unclear... but it is assumed the Patriots owner Robert Kraft and head coach Bill Belichick had a part in the creation of this new penalty call.

At the start of the 2009 NFL season, the league officiating crew put the "Roughing the Brady" call to extensive use. Notably, Week 4 of the 2009 season, with the Baltimore Ravens at New England, the officiating crew stymied several defensive plays made by the archetypal Baltimore defense with the "Roughing the Brady penalty.
Jeff the Titans Fan: What the heck! why is our safety Chris Hope getting fined $10,000.00 for a clean tackle against Tom Brady?

Steve the Titans Fan: Man that game was straight up embarrassing. A complete whitewash! Hell, the refs were calling roughing the Brady all day. Nowadays you ain't allowed to tackle, sack, or force a fumble on Brady. And I thought only the Steelers bribed refs.

Jeff the Titans Fan: That's some bullspit!
roughing the brady by Define Me! October 23, 2009