Brouching

the act of bros chillin on a couch and just hangin out

every guy at the party was brouching

by Shynigami February 09, 2010

Brouche

A cross between your typical, run-of-the-mill Douche Bag and a "Bro." This is generally a guy who thinks he is Joe Cool himself. He is so far up his own ass that he can taste brain. Said guy usually pops his collar and wears Oakley sunglasses on the back of his head. Attends parties so he can yell random 'party' words.

Guy - "Chad ruined the whole fuckin' party because he thinks screaming and yelling "PARTY!" every 5 seconds makes it a 'good time.'"
Girl - "I know. My friend had sex with him when she was drunk last week. She said he wore his hat backwards the whole time and kept asking her if she had seen '2 Cups 1 Girl.'"
Guy and Girl - "What a Brouche."

by mrbrightside1138 October 25, 2007

Brouch

When a person who is a brat becomes grouchy.

Troy you're being such a brouch, just order your food already.

by Glenuisky May 25, 2010

Brouche

This is what happens when your bro is being a douche. He becomes a "brouche."

Bro 1: "Dude, you just flipped the fucking pong table over! Stop being a brouche!"

Bro 2: "Sorry bro"

by BoulderBro July 09, 2011

Brouch

a combination of the words bro and couch meaning a couch cosisting of only bros sitting upon it

at the party there was a huge brouch

by Shynigami February 09, 2010

brouche

Brit + Douche = Brouche

a british douche

prince william is such a brouche

by BIoTeCH January 04, 2006

brouche bag

A "brouche bag" is a bro who is a douche bag.

Paul: How come every weekend the Taco Bell parking lot is filled with trucks, underage girls, and guys all wearing Affliction shirts, True Religion jeans, and eccos?
Frank: They're "brouche bags" Paul...

by Alaskorean September 12, 2013