Boomhandy 

The act of giving a truck driver a handjob while he is pulled over at a rest stop.

I just gave that trucky the best boomhandy of his life!

Boomhandy by Skinard July 1, 2010

Booshanky

The act of shitting yourself accidentally while attempting to fart in a work or office setting.

I'll be right back, have to go home to change. I just booshankyed in my pants.

Booshanky by Don Key April 22, 2008

broomhandle 

To kill someone by shoving some sort of rod, such as a broom handle up his/her rectum.

Supposed method of execution for King Edward II of England.

After the teacher refused to curve the test, we all wanted to broomhandle him with his cane.

Dude, that SOB deserves to be broomhandled for the way he treated us.

broomhandle by Blue Rhapsody May 21, 2009

boobhandles 

One who has their nipples pierced indirectly giving them boobhandles.

Girl # 1: "Greg likes to play tug-o-war with his 14 ga. boobhandles."
Girl # 2: "Yeah, I'd tap that"

boobhandles by Christa_d April 15, 2006

bookhandler 

someone who jerks off to literature and or proper use of grammer

my LA teacher is a bookhandler,

bookhandler by Moe Lester May 13, 2005

broomhandle 

v the act of sticking a broom up someone else's ass either for sexual stimulation or abusive punishment/torture. It can also mean when something really shitty happens to someone. It is essentially the inanimate object version of getting fucked in the ass.

Matt: It's kinda scary here in Tijuana.
Tony: I hope you get kidnapped and broomhandled.

broomhandle by the Beehandler December 4, 2010

BOOSHANKY

Superior man meat, man meat of the quality all men should aspire to

He's hot, but he's no Booshany

BOOSHANKY by TheJesus August 14, 2004