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-Do you want to get bronked?
-No, I would rather shit in my hands and play the drums Blue Man style.
-No, I would rather shit in my hands and play the drums Blue Man style.
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by Don 2 Hands April 27, 2020
Get the Bronskimask mug.Bronelson, is a noun that is used in place of the word “bro” or “dude”. It’s better than both, in fact, because of obvious reasons. It usually shows upmost respect and epicness.
Similar to “bronie” but more epic.
Similar to “bronie” but more epic.
by Bronelson November 11, 2020
Get the Bronelson mug.The special vacation taken by heterosexual life mates take after commiting themselves in the holy sacrement of bromarriage. This usually involves neglection of spouses or signifigant others for; strippers, video game marathons,aimless driving, improper and unsafe power tool use,fishing,hunting,gambling,general tomfoolery, petty vandalism, and extended boozing sessions involving sluring, excessively loud music, reminiscing, and urination in inappropriate places. During this time shaving and other forms of bodily hygene are totaly neglected.
To celebrate their bromarriage Aaron & Eric went on a five day pubcrawl in nevada for their broneymoon.
by parasomniac2 December 31, 2008
Get the Broneymoon mug.Bronika is typically a girl eho is drop dead gorgeous. She gives the best advice, and is truly one of a kind. She is very kind, and is an amazing dancer. She is very lovable. If you don't know her then you wish she did and if you already do then she's your best freind. She has strong emotions, and loves with all of her heart. She is genuine and is 100% real. She is passionate about what she loves most. She has a great sense of humor, and is very gentle and graceful. She can be loud but its nothing her friends can't handle.
by MandiGG July 8, 2010
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