bronk

1. to get shorted or messed with, to fall short of expectations screwed

2. very large or oversized fat

1. The runner-up got bronked by the judges.

2. Chad was bronked after finishing the entire meal.

by hodge April 26, 2005

bronk

1.A wetback
2.Border brother
3.Southern Cal mexican immigrant

That fuckin' bronk is spicy, A.

by Anonymous November 02, 2003

bronk

its like saying something is bad

your puff died? thats bronk af

by izzi801 December 12, 2020

bronk

A drunk Mexican walking home at two in the morning.

Be careful with your driving, you don't want to run over a bronk!

by Roberto February 28, 2005

bronk

To get more than you bargained for when passing gas. A veritable wet fart by way of nugget or liquid form.

When Robert bronked his shorts they had to change the sofa cushions.

by bastionthelionslayer December 21, 2009

bronk

Person having some form of sexual relationship with his computer.

Bronk likes dutch trannies!!!

by shalbo March 02, 2005

Bronked

When you're promised 8 inches and you're delivered 3.5', aka when he wants you to deepthroat but it doesn't even reach your back teeth.

-Do you want to get bronked?
-No, I would rather shit in my hands and play the drums Blue Man style.

by ᵗˣᶜ Hydra May 26, 2021