Bromowing

The act of one Bro manscaping another Bro.

John and Tom were late to the cuddle puddle party because they spent too much time bromowing each other.

by mfun4u March 27, 2013

Brooding

Expressing deep sorrow or remorse. To dwell on a misfortunate outcome of an event with regret or displeasure.

Johnny was "brooding" after he found out the girl he was dating wasn't 16 as she initially told him but actually 13.

by Dre Dev January 5, 2005

Brommingled Fund

A Fund which consists of the pooled assets of several bros. A Brommingled Fund invests most of its assets in developing markets (i.e. Bromania, The Chick Republic, and Buttswana).

Tanner: Dude, our Brommingled Fund is down circa 10% this month!
Chad: Bro, you can't panic every time there is a correction in the Gangbangladesh market!

by Do the Stammy Leg October 2, 2016

cunt-brooming

When a man with a rather full and bushy mustache performs cunnilingus on a willing female, giving the appearance of a broom upon her cunt.

With a mustache like that, Tom Selleck is definitely cunt-brooming eight or nine bitches tonight.

by 30 tall cans of Busch August 29, 2009

brooking

A form of entertainment similar to cow tipping. It involves walking along a small creek with an unwitting companion, who is then shoved headlong into the drink. There seems to be an entire think tank devoted to the subtle art named The Brookings Institution. Visitors from Urban neighborhoods are often subjected to this chilling dip.

Janice could not wait to make out with James, but before they could get to the boathouse, he had brooked her. It was her first brooking. They say you never forget your first one.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

corn brooming

v. keeping the path of one's friend or boss clear of obstacles. Originally used in ice curling to indicate the action of sweeping gravel, beer bottles and other debris off the action lane where the hammer rock is flung by the harrier.

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This is my birthday party so when we get to this club I am expecting to get a lot of corn brooming from you ladies.

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Hey. Could I get a little corn brooming here? This is only an important presentation.

by gnostic1 November 6, 2011

brooding

Thinking gloomily about something, ruminating anxiously or regretfully about something.

Cruelly treated by life, Elphaba grew up into a fierce, brooding young woman.

by Lorelili September 25, 2005