brooking

A form of entertainment similar to cow tipping. It involves walking along a small creek with an unwitting companion, who is then shoved headlong into the drink. There seems to be an entire think tank devoted to the subtle art named The Brookings Institution. Visitors from Urban neighborhoods are often subjected to this chilling dip.

Janice could not wait to make out with James, but before they could get to the boathouse, he had brooked her. It was her first brooking. They say you never forget your first one.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

Brooking

Made popular by the anime series "One Piece" Brooking is when a person makes a joke or statement involving a specific subject matter that is generally opposed to the regular subject matter. (Another word related to irony though usually used in a comical way or way to bring Joy and or happiness to others.

1.You are the most beautiful thing my eyes have ever seen...(though he's a skeleton and Skeletons do not have eyes)

2. It's been so long since I've eaten anything. (ALTHOUGH I HAVE NO STOMACH! I'M A SKELETON!!! YOHOHOHO!!)

3. I will protect my friends! Even if it costs me my life...Oh, wait. I'm already--*blown away by Kuma*

First guy :That chick is Hot!
Second guy:dude your gay stop brooking around and get back to work.

by Kingicehunter October 20, 2015

Brooking

Self stimulation of the gentitals.

Brooking is self stimulation.

by Braedan May 1, 2006

Brooking

A modern day adaptation of a primitive social ritual in which a female will become intoxicated and adorn herself provocatively with clay beads, facepaint and animal furs and proceed to mate with myriad males, dwarf males and in some cultures Cercopithecidae in an attempt to gain the attention and approval of the rest of the tribe or "Frat" as it is sometimes called in modern day practice. A female who is Brooking is also prone to engaging in other attention seeking behaviors and is likely to suffer from "Irritating Stuck-Up Bitch Syndrome" as defined by Karl Von Cuntenheimer in his 1864 volume "Thou Reeky Rampallian Harpy!: an analysis of the common soror."

Shall we go Brooking tonight?

by Wilkenshire December 10, 2011

Brooking Yourself

When you get turned on, and you touch yourself. Sometimes you get turned on and you can't always depend on someone else. So handle it yourself. As heard on One Tree Hill.

I saw you brooking yourself. It was the weirdest moment of my life.

by Lissie A. April 25, 2006

brooking it

to brooke it - i.e. to voraciously perform fellatio on a hopelessly flaccid member.
brooke it, brookin', brooked

"she brooked it"
"she didnt just suck my dick, she tried to perform cpr on it - straight brooking it"
"i donno if this is gonna happen baby, my dick is brooken"
"i drank 10 beers and did coke baby, it's brookin"
brooke

by shania fuckanigga November 18, 2011

Brooking around

A word commonly used amount friends to describe hanging out and doing nothing.

brooking around is another Wayne saying hanging out. Mate I have homework but I’ll brook around for a bit longer.

by Bigboss4873 November 11, 2019