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Brooping 

Brooping is brushing while you take a poop. We do it because 1. We are in a hurry
2. It is a more comfortable form of brushing teeth.

Skills required: 1. Accurate spitting through the hole between your legs and into the toilet seat. 2. Remembering which hand holds the toothbrush and which holds the TP.
BRO1: Yo Brosizzle, how come your cock tastes like toothpaste?
BRO2: Well Brosuff, I was brooping like ten minutes ago and I totally spit toothpaste all over my dick!
Brooping by Pi2nkSti1nk May 7, 2011
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Brooping 

Texting your bro while pooping.
Bro #1 - "sup dude"

Bro #2 - "Nothing dude, just taking a poop"

Bro #1 - "Ah dude me too!!, we're brooping!!"
Brooping by Chilicheeseenchilada August 17, 2010
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brooping 

Making the most of her lunch break, Dashawna took her Dell Inspirion 5374 to the restroom to do some brooping.
brooping by ohchunky September 16, 2010

Brooping 

Yeah I'm Brooping the store.
Brooping by FUBAR!! September 11, 2022
The action of tapping ones nose in an affectionate way.
1. I am booping my girlfriends nose while we are cuddling

2. I booped my dogs nose while petting him.
Booping by Draskus June 23, 2019
Expressing deep sorrow or remorse. To dwell on a misfortunate outcome of an event with regret or displeasure.
Johnny was "brooding" after he found out the girl he was dating wasn't 16 as she initially told him but actually 13.
Brooding by Dre Dev January 5, 2005

bropping 

hey man you wanna go shopping?
- nah dude thats gay, we're going bropping
bropping by dawgg13452 July 7, 2010
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