Brooping

Brooping is brushing while you take a poop. We do it because 1. We are in a hurry
2. It is a more comfortable form of brushing teeth.

Skills required: 1. Accurate spitting through the hole between your legs and into the toilet seat. 2. Remembering which hand holds the toothbrush and which holds the TP.
BRO1: Yo Brosizzle, how come your cock tastes like toothpaste?
BRO2: Well Brosuff, I was brooping like ten minutes ago and I totally spit toothpaste all over my dick!
by Pi2nkSti1nk May 07, 2011
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Brooping

Texting your bro while pooping.
Bro #1 - "sup dude"

Bro #2 - "Nothing dude, just taking a poop"

Bro #1 - "Ah dude me too!!, we're brooping!!"
by Chilicheeseenchilada August 17, 2010
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Broop

The act of drinking a beer, or brew, while taking a poop. You must finish the entire beer during the course of your poop to have a successful broop.
Hey I'm gonna take a broop to save some time.
by Broop master June 04, 2010
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Broop

Do it broop?
by The Kabose February 12, 2021
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broop

a poop that you take shortly after eating at Brandeis Dining Hall at Creighton University. Usually characterized by evidence of incomplete digestion, soft but not runny texture, and various colors ranging from green to red-orange.
Dude, I had to take such a fat broop after dinner.

I almost didn't make it back to the dorm when I had to broop.
by dominoe9632 October 26, 2007
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A viscous, mildly poisonous substance often used to oil alien machinery.
"The broop inside that gun tasted awful."
by bagelmensk April 29, 2021
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Broop

its a position to take a dump with your bro...

BRO/POOP.................BROOP
HEY you wanna go broop wit me?
by brooop pocket July 04, 2009
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