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bromaxing 

relaxing like a true bro

similar to chillaxing
After bromaxing, my bros and I played some lax and drank some natty lights.
bromaxing by fargle789 July 19, 2010
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When a tech or biotech startup is taken over by the MBA finance bros, and the focus changes from innovation to hype and marketing. Typically revenue growth will accelerate in the short term but decline in the medium.
Moderna has some cool innovations, but they are bromaxing. So I don't plan to buy their stock.
Bromaxing by IlyasKallir August 21, 2026

Bromancing The Stone

"Hey bro, you holding? I wanna bromance the stone."
-Bromancing The Stone
Bromancing The Stone by LiuKang January 2, 2010

Brommingled Fund 

A Fund which consists of the pooled assets of several bros. A Brommingled Fund invests most of its assets in developing markets (i.e. Bromania, The Chick Republic, and Buttswana).
Tanner: Dude, our Brommingled Fund is down circa 10% this month!
Chad: Bro, you can't panic every time there is a correction in the Gangbangladesh market!

Brotating 

When you stick your dick in your bros ass and you start rotating and spinning like a helicopter
Bro, Kyle and I tried brotating last night and my girl walked in us. So embarrassing!
Brotating by SCHLONG DONG 85 December 2, 2021

bromatin 

The stuff in a man's DNA that allows him to share information surreptitiously with other males.
EXAMPLE 1:
Guy 1 to Guy 2: That was a nice space to get out in.

(intrinsically implying that in the past few moments a guy could have scratched, worked out, or rested his eyes)

Guy 2 to Guy 1; Yep.

(he's pretty much indifferent when it comes to all that stuff but agrees it could have all happened.)

Girl in the Back Seat: Are you guys talking about sex? I don't have BROMATIN like you.

EXAMPLE 2:

A lady is easily fooled into thinking a man is simple to understand, but a female can't help but be misguided due the the presence of BROMATIN on his Y chromosome.
bromatin by Ace Tea January 23, 2014

Bormazing 

derived from the English words 'Boring' and 'Amazing' and adopting the Peter Andre method of English development.

1. 'bormazing' adj.
2. 'bormaze' v. to be overwhelmed with wonder at the extent of tedium achieved.
1. this work is so bormazing

2. you bormaze me. (i.e. you are so boring it is amazing)
Bormazing by John Dang November 30, 2004
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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