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brokeassness 

I'm sorry, but due to my constant brokeassness, I will not be able to go out drinking.
brokeassness by -aL August 27, 2008
A person or thing that has NO money... Ever.

Someone Suffering from chronic brokeassness.
Q: Why don't you have an iPhone?

A: Because I'm a brokeass.

"Can you believe Pete's behavior tonight? He stole all of the bread from dinner and only ordered water."

"Yeah, since his divorce from Shelly, Pete's totally a brokeass"
Brokeass by thatfatgirl March 28, 2009

brokeasfuck 

Typed and spoken all together, (with no spaces!).
Meaning completely broke, usually in debt.

Used by people who usually are living at home, mooching money off of parents, and freebies off friends. Even stooping as low to return empties to The Beer Store for the few cents each one will getcha!
1 "Hey foo, lets go out and get our drink on"
2 "Naw man, I'm brokeasfuck"
1 "Aw, bitch... can't ya mooch off your 'rents?"
2 *sigh*

Brokeasztrek 

This is your typical Generation Z wanting to travel but doesn't have any money and they just say, "what the fuck': and book a ticket. They are probably unemployed and pinballing through life. They think they are on the verge of Stardom, being a celebrity, glory from influencing, or a killer podcast, so why not spend the money now?
Tyler was a little concerned about spontaneously agreeing to a trip with Boobie Boo; yeah, he has no money, is in debt, and is unemployed, but it's time for a Brokeasztrek.
Brokeasztrek by Hixxz68 February 28, 2023
When one has "busted da bank". In other words is poor or appears as such.
Yo brokeass bioch aint worf shiat!
Ay Jemal, i jus sees yo brokeass bitch, an' think is gonna her skinny ayas a whoppin!

Brokeasstination 

Noun; Broke-ass-ti-na'shun: short for broke ass nation. Brokeasstination shares similarities with the word procrastination in definition and pronunciation; however, it defines the condition whereby a government procrastinates on enacting sound fiscal policy and becomes broke as a result.
The United States Congress is procrastinating on the implementation of a budget because its essentially broke. I guess if they had not over regulated the free market and subsidized health care, education and agriculture we wouldn't be experiencing the effects of brokeasstination.
Brokeasstination by JDrummer86 April 25, 2011