brohmo

Cases where brohmoism will occur:

1. the mixture of a bro and a homo
1. a bro acting like a homo
3. when a guy just isn't acting like a guy
4. when a broheim isn't acting like a typical broheim
5. when a guy's just acting unusual and weird

Examples:

Tyler: DUDE THIS "I CAN INTERNET STALK YOU" SONG ON YOUTUBE IS EXACTLY WHAT I DO TO YOU

Dan: Dude, why are you being such a brohmo?

---~~~---

Will: Dude, those pants are cute.

Greg: My pants are what...? Dude, quit being such a brohmo

by djmaster711 February 21, 2010

Brohmo

When a pair or group of male friends act gay around each other, but all of the friends in the group are straight. They will often give each other hugs, wink at each other, or straight up touch each others thighs. This is done mostly for humor or attention. Alternate spelling: "Brhomo" or "Bromo"

Guy1: "Hey baby how are ya?"
Guy2: "pretty good hunny ;)"

Guy3"Dude why are they so weird?"
Guy4"They're brohmos"

by Keltik055 March 31, 2011

Brohemochip

Brohemochip is when someone is the coolest bro you know. It is a bro that would do anything for you. It's is a combination of the two terms of brotato chip and brohemoth. It was a word created by God himself

If you knew Chuck Noris, then he would be a brohemochip to you.

by Jmoose01 March 6, 2017

Bromovian

Bromovian (Bromo)

adjective Bro·mo·vi·an
Definition of Bromovian
: of, relating to, or being in the sedimentarian or sloth-like style and energy.

Bromovian

Kyle was super "bromovian" last night. We tried to go out but he wouldn't leave his house.

by MightyJoeJung April 26, 2017

Bromotion

The act of taking a relationship with a male friend to the next level. This can be something as trivial as adding a friend to your buddy list on AIM once you realize that you actually give a crap about talking to him. This could also be something as significant as giving your bro an actual promotion on the job front.

How'd you get that KM position?

Well the GM, Mark, is my boy, he gave me a bromotion.

Why is Kyle on your buddy list Cesar?

He says some pretty cool shit so I gave him a bromotion.

by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

Brian Brohm

A former 2nd round draft choice of the Green Bay Packers, who has only proven how inept a quarterback can be given the opportunity.

A stink pot. The height of craptitude.

Interception-machine.

Fan 1: There is no way that guy over there was the same Brian Brohm who was a quarterback at Louisville.
Fan 2: Yes, he is. It's just that he's just like his older brother, NFL-illiterate.

What in the hell is that smell, did something rot & die in here?
No, we were just watching that Brian Brohm on TV. The stink is so bad it is coming through the screen.

Fan 1: You know what I like?
Fan 2: No, what?
Fan 1: I like watching quarterbacks throw interceptions. It really makes me laugh.
Fan 2: If you want to laugh so hard it hurts, you really should check out Green Bay's QB of the future, Brian Brohm.

by Fraud Exposer September 24, 2009

bruhmomentium

the newest and latest chemical compound in the periodic table, comprised of bruh with a strong concentration of moment.

Bruhmomentium! The alternative source of time!

by Zerotwowo September 3, 2019