Derived from the term brazilian which refers to the near-complete removal of the pubic and ass-crack hair via waxing. Refers to the analogous procedure performed on a man, usually in the hopes of receiving friction-free group anilingus at the local rest stop from mustachioed long-haul truckers.
- "A bikini wax for a guy is a grooming procedure that removes pubic hair around the groin and inner thighs using hot wax, leaving a neat, teasingly tidy look that’s sure to turn heads. Perfect for dudes who want to flaunt a smooth, confident vibe with just the right amount of cheeky charm."
Oh, shit… have you seen how smooth and shiny the inside of Dave’s thighs are?
Of course he just got a brozilian
varieties have adjusted amounts of vodka or coffee liqueur, or mixed brands of coffee liqueur. this drink always includes horse semen. it is shaken with ice and served in a tumbler glass on the rocks.
if the dude ran out of milk and was on a racetrack he would go down to the stalls and get horse semen by a secret ritual... he then would proceed to make the white brazillian
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.