When a guy becomes so "Bro" that the term "Bro" is no longer strong enough to describe the "Bro." Derived from the two terms Bro and Faggot.
Often used to describe guys who match their jerseys with their pro back baseball hats (usually both hat and jersey are for teams they don't actually support i.e. Boston).
Broggots usually spend the same amount of time and effort shopping for bro outfits as a flamboyant homosexual would. Ironically, however, the broggot is usually very homophobic, to the point where they will start fights to protect the status of their sexuality. This is a defense mechanism, most are closet homosexuals.
Broggots are often spotted at the gym(still wearing hat), playing beer pong, in front of mirrors, or in a boat with a lot of other broggots playing Eminem music.
Often used to describe guys who match their jerseys with their pro back baseball hats (usually both hat and jersey are for teams they don't actually support i.e. Boston).
Broggots usually spend the same amount of time and effort shopping for bro outfits as a flamboyant homosexual would. Ironically, however, the broggot is usually very homophobic, to the point where they will start fights to protect the status of their sexuality. This is a defense mechanism, most are closet homosexuals.
Broggots are often spotted at the gym(still wearing hat), playing beer pong, in front of mirrors, or in a boat with a lot of other broggots playing Eminem music.
"Check out this bro's shirt...if he cut it any further on the sides it would be a poncho."
"What a fucking broggot!"
"Totally....and it smells like farts."
"What a fucking broggot!"
"Totally....and it smells like farts."
by harrymotherfuckingpotter August 13, 2010
Get the Broggot mug.A person that practices one-upmanship and name-dropping. This person is compelled to elevate their status by trumping the experiences of others with their own supposedly personal stories that are usually more intense, on a grander scale or connected to a famous person or event. These persons expect others to believe their stories regardless of how far-fetched or improbable.
You: "I have some old Nirvana vinyl records in my collection."
Braggot: "I saw Nirvana and even hung out with Kurt Cobain. It was awesome."
You: "But you were born in 1992 and Cobain died in 1994."
Braggot: "Yeah, I was really young but my mom's boyfriend took me to the show and he had backstage passes because he was tight with Kurt. I remember all kinds of stuff from when I was only 2 years old."
Braggot: "I saw Nirvana and even hung out with Kurt Cobain. It was awesome."
You: "But you were born in 1992 and Cobain died in 1994."
Braggot: "Yeah, I was really young but my mom's boyfriend took me to the show and he had backstage passes because he was tight with Kurt. I remember all kinds of stuff from when I was only 2 years old."
by Weedtarded January 19, 2009
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Get the brogotiate mug.An ancient style of ale-mead, made from both honey and malted grain.
Not to be confused with braggart, one who brags or is given to boasting.
Not to be confused with braggart, one who brags or is given to boasting.
Gareth: "This is a fine braggot you've brewed here, Myfanwy!"
Myfanwy: "Why thank you, Gareth."
Daffyd: "It's not all that great, I brew a better braggot than anyone in the village."
Gareth & Myfanwy: "Shut your pie-hole, ya braggart, and drink your Bacardi & Coke!"
Myfanwy: "Why thank you, Gareth."
Daffyd: "It's not all that great, I brew a better braggot than anyone in the village."
Gareth & Myfanwy: "Shut your pie-hole, ya braggart, and drink your Bacardi & Coke!"
by Cousin Cringe August 26, 2016
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by Braggot Hater November 9, 2009
Get the Braggot mug.is a term used to say "what" in a funny sense. Often used between people who know each other very well (i.e. mates)
by Rana December 16, 2004
Get the boggota mug.When a male forgets to do/accomplish/remember something because he is with his "bros" and was preoccupied.
Girlfriend: "You stood me up on our date last night! What the heck happened?!"
Boyfriend: "Sorry baby, I brogot. Me and the guys were playing Madden09 all night."
Boyfriend: "Sorry baby, I brogot. Me and the guys were playing Madden09 all night."
by WickedLittleGirls June 28, 2010
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