braggot 

A person that practices one-upmanship and name-dropping. This person is compelled to elevate their status by trumping the experiences of others with their own supposedly personal stories that are usually more intense, on a grander scale or connected to a famous person or event. These persons expect others to believe their stories regardless of how far-fetched or improbable.

You: "I have some old Nirvana vinyl records in my collection."

Braggot: "I saw Nirvana and even hung out with Kurt Cobain. It was awesome."

You: "But you were born in 1992 and Cobain died in 1994."

Braggot: "Yeah, I was really young but my mom's boyfriend took me to the show and he had backstage passes because he was tight with Kurt. I remember all kinds of stuff from when I was only 2 years old."

braggot by Weedtarded January 19, 2009

braggot 

An ancient style of ale-mead, made from both honey and malted grain.

Not to be confused with braggart, one who brags or is given to boasting.

Gareth: "This is a fine braggot you've brewed here, Myfanwy!"

Myfanwy: "Why thank you, Gareth."

Daffyd: "It's not all that great, I brew a better braggot than anyone in the village."

Gareth & Myfanwy: "Shut your pie-hole, ya braggart, and drink your Bacardi & Coke!"

braggot by Cousin Cringe August 26, 2016

Braggot 

(n): a term used to describe self absorbed faggots commonly known to have the first name Bradley. Hence we chose to combine the highlighted terms and make *~Braggot.~*

Examples:

"Braggot has herpes."

"Braggot looks like shit everyday!"

Braggot by Braggot Hater November 9, 2009

Shat Baggot 

The 'B' is representative of someone being a bag and the rest a faggot, implied the bag being useless and empty on the inside.

'Shat' (is past tense 'shit') is fluently composed when used with 'Baggot.'

The conjunction of the two words creates an effortless, expressive, and eloquent flow of dangerously-concocted insult to it's recipient.

Some Rison guy: Cheseley, You're a tool and an annoying nonsense to everyone around you, shat baggot.

Some Cheseley guy: You wanna go there? Well I'm gonna (pathetic comeback imminent)

Shat Baggot by (9+10)x2 = 42 | 42x10 = 420 April 10, 2017

baggot 

a person who could not be broken

He was a baggot, no one could break him.

baggot by BobSnob July 15, 2015

Douche Baggot 

A mix of a douche bag and a faggot.

You are a douche baggot if you don't click thumbs up!

Douche Baggot by bighillbilly March 2, 2009

baggot 

a queer person who cannot stop listening to bags by clairo; (hence the ‘b’ in lgbtqia+)

melissa: hey whatchu listenin to?

queer person: bags ofc by clairo
melissa: omg u fucking baggot that is literally the only song on your playlist
queer person: omg yes slay im a baggot asf its the only song im aware of

baggot by meow gatto May 13, 2023