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A formal request in which one party asks another to be one's "bro."
(Rarely carried out between true bros)
No true bro ever makes a broffer. Being a bro is just a mutual understanding. It's quid pro bro.
Broffer by samonboy September 23, 2010
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Broffellios 

When you get to a job site on the first day and everything everywhere and you just know it’s going to be fucked
Andrew and Russ get to the job site in the morning Russ opens the door and looks at Andrew saying man this job is going to be a Broffellios
Broffellios by GRKPSI January 14, 2020
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Brosferatu 

An incredibly bro bro, who creeps out other bros with creepily heavy acts of bro.
Yo, look at that Brosferatu over there mainlining Keystone Light. Thats creepy as balls.
Brosferatu by Hohthebro July 15, 2010
Someone who enjoys dirt bikes and four wheel drive vehicles.
I couldn't hear you beacause that braffer is making a hell of a racket.
braffer by klar June 24, 2007

Broffection 

Affection shared by one or more bros, often manifesting in a sort of playful teasing. Bros can not outwardly show affection so it must be done through indirect means.
Adam: Hey man let's peg Michael with these paper balls
Justin: Yeah let's get him!
Michael: What did I do?
Sarah: aww they're just showing their broffection. #truebros
Broffection by Cwordsmith May 8, 2014
A coffee one has with one's bro
Having a broffee at 3pm bud?
Broffee by wizbro May 30, 2015
Boffer a type of weapon used in L.A.R.P.s and ren fighting. typicaly the are made from 1/2 or 3/4 pvc piping wrapped in pipe foam. they are then fitted with a tip of open cell foam of between 1 to 4 inches. then wrapped in duct tape or kite tape.
He hit me with a boffer sword.
boffer by telos_ March 2, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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