Broatio

The ratio of Bro's to chicks in a room at a certain point and time.

There are 3 chicks to 1 bro. Which is the standard Broatio and should never drop below that.

by Kletisbergandy November 4, 2009

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Brotion

A manly scented lotion designed specifically to suit men's sense of smell.

My girlfriend always tried to put her fruity smelling lotion on me so I went out and got me some brotion so I wouldn't smell like a chick.

by Babe0807 July 4, 2009

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Brobation

When a friend does something so idiotic that you have to question your friendship....not end it, necesarily, but set some time aside to question your bromance.

Ravi: Andy why the EEFFFF you bring all these douchebags to hang out with us?

Andy: What are you talking about they are all cool guys

Ravi: No there are not...they are borderline cunts...if you keep bringing them around, I'm going to have to put you on brobation!

by TheRR June 10, 2009

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Brocation

A vacation amongst male comrades, or 'bros' as they are known. Generally a road trip to a desirable spot which allows for good bonding and all sorts of unchecked shenanigans.

Female variation is known as the Hocation.

You: Yo man if you release them crickets in the hallway, you ain't graduating.

Me: Forget graduation bro. Only thing that matters now is Brocation.

by H-town brooooooooooo, bro. April 5, 2009

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brolationship

When two bro's decide to take their broship to the next level. Usually involves them buying an apartment together, or a cottage out on the beach for a summer, while still remaining straight as an arrow.

Bro 1: Bro, we need to talk.
Bro 2: Yeah, bro?
Bro 1: I think we should take this broship to the next level. Wanna room with me at this awesome apartment?
Bro 2: You mean... you want a brolationship?
Bro 1: Yeah man.
Bro 2: Alright, bro.

by Chad Christison January 25, 2009

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