Broptional
Broptional by Waterboymatty July 28, 2016
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Bromotional hook-up
When two bros consummate their bromance, usually through copious amounts of drinking complaining about women problems and/or with a bro hug accompanied by an "Dude, I love you man!"
Bro 1: "Dude, I love you man!"
Bro 2: "Dude, I love you too! We don't need those girls anyway!"
Onlooker 1: Why are those two frat guys bro hugging?
Onlooker 2: They just got dumped by their girlfriends, so they came here to drink away their sorrows. But they just ended up having a bromotional hook-up.
Bro 2: "Dude, I love you too! We don't need those girls anyway!"
Onlooker 1: Why are those two frat guys bro hugging?
Onlooker 2: They just got dumped by their girlfriends, so they came here to drink away their sorrows. But they just ended up having a bromotional hook-up.
Bromotional hook-up by Bromosapian69 March 1, 2011
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Bromotional
When two guys who consider eachother "bros" try to get emotional with eachother without being "gay". Getting "Bromotional" usually leads to long akward moments and even more akward man hugs.
Here is an example of two guys being bromotional:
Josh: What wrong dude, you've been acting like, bitchy all night
Jack: Me and Sarah broke up man
Josh: Oh dude. im sorry
Jack: I thought she was the one
Josh: Yeah dude, she sucked your dick
Jack: I really loved her
Josh: Dude, you always got your bros man
Jack: Yeah I know
Josh: You always got your bros, you'll go from girl to girl, but you always got your bros
Jack: I love you man
Josh: Me too, but I'm not gay
Jack: Dude, I know
Josh: Yeah, sorry
(They man hug. Josh then lightly punches Jack on the shoulder to show that he's not gay)
Josh: What wrong dude, you've been acting like, bitchy all night
Jack: Me and Sarah broke up man
Josh: Oh dude. im sorry
Jack: I thought she was the one
Josh: Yeah dude, she sucked your dick
Jack: I really loved her
Josh: Dude, you always got your bros man
Jack: Yeah I know
Josh: You always got your bros, you'll go from girl to girl, but you always got your bros
Jack: I love you man
Josh: Me too, but I'm not gay
Jack: Dude, I know
Josh: Yeah, sorry
(They man hug. Josh then lightly punches Jack on the shoulder to show that he's not gay)
Bromotional by Timduckling September 24, 2007
Brotionary
A term describing a book that contains all and every word(s) that a true "bro" is expected to know. There are few brotionaries out at the moment but more and better ones will be made in the future. The brotionary is not done in alphebetical order, but by importance of word.
Joe: hey what's up bro?
Steve: not much bro, just reading up on my new brotionary.
Joe: holy shit you don't know all terms already?
(Joe then proceeds to cut off all contact with Steve until further notice).
Steve: not much bro, just reading up on my new brotionary.
Joe: holy shit you don't know all terms already?
(Joe then proceeds to cut off all contact with Steve until further notice).
Brotionary by Chief11 January 24, 2010
Bromotional Advertisment
An e-mail that is distributed between a group of freinds requesting them to attend a sporting event and /or party.
Chuck- Hey man did you get the Bromotional Advertisment for poker Saturday.
Tom- Yeah man he copied everyone on it.
Tom- Yeah man he copied everyone on it.
Bromotional Advertisment by gimpfeet August 26, 2009
braptional
When a woman's breasts are so pert they stay perky when the bra is removed. The bra does no heavy lifting, it simply envelops her luscious, gravity-defying mounds. Usually, though not always, associated with implants and young, pre-pregnency women.
braptional by Brumski August 20, 2008
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.