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Brociopath
One whose yearning for shallow, promiscuous girls, buffalo wings and 30-racks of cheap beer compromises their capacity for empathy.
In some extreme cases of "brociopathy", this yielding empathy may not even exist in the bro as warranted by their parent's unlimited, fiscal surplus, anti-social support from other bros or the innate inability to understand themselves in a social context (found in only 1 in 100 brociopaths).
One in nine fraternity pledges are clinical brociopaths as reported by the DMB (Diagnostic Manual of Brociety, also, as pointed out by bro scholars, the initials of Dave Matthews Band, by almost incensing coincidence).
In some extreme cases of "brociopathy", this yielding empathy may not even exist in the bro as warranted by their parent's unlimited, fiscal surplus, anti-social support from other bros or the innate inability to understand themselves in a social context (found in only 1 in 100 brociopaths).
One in nine fraternity pledges are clinical brociopaths as reported by the DMB (Diagnostic Manual of Brociety, also, as pointed out by bro scholars, the initials of Dave Matthews Band, by almost incensing coincidence).
Good examples of brociopaths are bros who:
Make fun of their fellow bros but instigate fights with the first one to make fun of them.
Emotionally manipulate women to sleep with them (or roofie their beverage).
Describe their music tastes as "chill."
Completely disregard others in conversation (via talking over them or obsessively checking their BlackBerry).
Say upon puking on another person: "Sorry, bro."
Make fun of their fellow bros but instigate fights with the first one to make fun of them.
Emotionally manipulate women to sleep with them (or roofie their beverage).
Describe their music tastes as "chill."
Completely disregard others in conversation (via talking over them or obsessively checking their BlackBerry).
Say upon puking on another person: "Sorry, bro."
Brociopath by Spurlockio October 13, 2011
Brotigo
Combination of bro and invertigo. The act of being so unbro-ish to your fellow bros that you ruin the night. similar to cock-block.
Guy #1-God after Vince showed up I felt such brotigo I ended up going home.
Guy #2-I know! he really ruined my time at the party.
Guy #2-I know! he really ruined my time at the party.
Brotigo by WTRPOLOSNPR November 12, 2010
Broto
The male version of a selfie. Males no longer use selfie due to the connotative thoughts that come with that word. Women take a selfie; men take a Broto. #BrotosNoSelfies
Just took my pre workout and I'm feeling jacked! Time to take a #Broto to let all these ladies see my gains!
Broto by JonTheBeard May 23, 2014
Brototype
Ex. 1. Pledges, Brother X is your Brototype of how to dress. 2. The Varlet should act as your Brototype.
Brototype by HebrewLightning October 30, 2009