Bro Dozed

The results of When Bro A accidentally roofies Bro B instead of his intended female target. Bro A then violently analy assaults Bro B so he doesn’t waste his roofie.

Bro B has no recollection of the event, but wonders why his rectum is painfully inflamed

Dick Shirt Jon: I’m not sure but I think that moron Drink Drugging Mike Sam the Red Bro Dozed me last night. My ass is on fire.

Bro Dozed by TOTEMIR August 25, 2022

Bro dozer 

A pick-up truck that the owner took to the truck accessory store and said "give me the micropenis compensation package." In other words - lift kit, oversize wheels, off-road tires, hub spacers (because the oversize knobby tires and wheels aren't taking up enough parking already), light bar, and a trailer hitch. It'll never be intentionally taken off-road and the trailer hitch will never tow anything.

Mike: Did you see Bubba's new bro dozer?

John: He had to buy one. He is a Florida man. I think it's a law...

Bro dozer by Scotty Bee March 23, 2022

Bro Dozer 

Deragatory term for full size trucks with an enourmous lift kit and overly large tires. Driven by a bro. See also: bro, bro edition.

Check out the guys rollin' in the bro dozer.

Bro Dozer by Eric!! June 27, 2006

Bro dozer 

The act of driving a lifted truck. Commonly outfitted with a light bar and larger tires.

Chris and I cruised around in his bro dozer today.

Bro dozer by DontCountOnIt007 October 6, 2020

Bro Dozer 

A person who says they are your Bro, then dozes through anything and anyone in their way. Leaving only devastation and a mess

"Steveo said he was my best friend! Then he took my ice cream and ran off". Stevo is a Bro Dozer

Bro Dozer by SheRises September 18, 2017

BRO dozer 

One who is capable of maintaining more than one home hip at one time

She is bro dozer

BRO dozer by Aprilstone1127 April 28, 2019

Bro-dozer 

A dude you tries to take you to deal, assets, or name to leverage for themselves

That bro-dozer leveraged my name then took off with the buyer.

Bro-dozer by SheRises January 22, 2020