Bro Dozed

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The results of When Bro A accidentally roofies Bro B instead of his intended female target. Bro A then violently analy assaults Bro B so he doesn’t waste his roofie.

Bro B has no recollection of the event, but wonders why his rectum is painfully inflamed

Dick Shirt Jon: I’m not sure but I think that moron Drink Drugging Mike Sam the Red Bro Dozed me last night. My ass is on fire.

Bro Dozed by TOTEMIR August 25, 2022

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Bro dozer

A pick-up truck that the owner took to the truck accessory store and said "give me the micropenis compensation package." In other words - lift kit, oversize wheels, off-road tires, hub spacers (because the oversize knobby tires and wheels aren't taking up enough parking already), light bar, and a trailer hitch. It'll never be intentionally taken off-road and the trailer hitch will never tow anything.

Mike: Did you see Bubba's new bro dozer?

John: He had to buy one. He is a Florida man. I think it's a law...

Bro dozer by Scotty Bee March 23, 2022

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Bro Dozer

Deragatory term for full size trucks with an enourmous lift kit and overly large tires. Driven by a bro. See also: bro, bro edition.

Check out the guys rollin' in the bro dozer.

Bro Dozer by Eric!! June 27, 2006

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Bro dozer

The act of driving a lifted truck. Commonly outfitted with a light bar and larger tires.

Chris and I cruised around in his bro dozer today.

Bro dozer by DontCountOnIt007 October 6, 2020

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Bro Dozer

A person who says they are your Bro, then dozes through anything and anyone in their way. Leaving only devastation and a mess

"Steveo said he was my best friend! Then he took my ice cream and ran off". Stevo is a Bro Dozer

Bro Dozer by SheRises September 18, 2017

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BRO dozer

One who is capable of maintaining more than one home hip at one time

She is bro dozer

BRO dozer by Aprilstone1127 April 28, 2019

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Bro-dozer

A dude you tries to take you to deal, assets, or name to leverage for themselves

That bro-dozer leveraged my name then took off with the buyer.

Bro-dozer by SheRises January 22, 2020

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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