19 definitions by TOTEMIR

Hate Pal

Pals that sit at the end of the bar and talk shit and spread haterade on the other patrons and general trash.

Frank: Jade and Chris have become close Hate Pal.

Amy: Well fuck!!!!!!

by TOTEMIR September 3, 2022

Dick Lamp

When a penis so hard it starts to glow and shines like a beacon to guide a sexual partner to the cock.

Amy gave me such a Dick Lamp that she Han no problem finding my cock in the dark room.

by TOTEMIR September 9, 2022

Bro Dozing

Intense anal sex between two Bros.

Erika: Did you hear about Sam the red and Dick-shirt John Bro Dozing in the shoe parking lot?

Amy: What is wrong with them?

by TOTEMIR August 22, 2022

Drink Drugin Mike

A guy who hangs around the local bar driving girls drinks.

SKÖL Bro: man my SKÖL Ho was sick as fuck when we got home from the bar.

Vidar: sounds like she ran into a Drink Drugin Mike.

by TOTEMIR January 8, 2022

Blair Witch Bubble

When a man ejaculates so for early in his partners mouth it fills their nasal cavities forming a bubble of cum in one or both of the nostrils.

SKÖL Bro 1: How did your date with that Attention Piece go last night?

SKÖL Bro 2: Dude she sucked me off so good I gave her a Blair Witch Bubble.

by TOTEMIR January 2, 2022

Knee in the Piss Pan

When your foot slips into a woman (either vaginaly or analy) until your leg is engulfed completely to the knee joint.

SKÖL Bro: Rich and his sister did the Knee in the Piss Pan.

SKÖL Ho: Holy fucking shot balls!!

by TOTEMIR March 16, 2022

Bro Dozed

The results of When Bro A accidentally roofies Bro B instead of his intended female target. Bro A then violently analy assaults Bro B so he doesn’t waste his roofie.

Bro B has no recollection of the event, but wonders why his rectum is painfully inflamed

Dick Shirt Jon: I’m not sure but I think that moron Drink Drugging Mike Sam the Red Bro Dozed me last night. My ass is on fire.

by TOTEMIR August 26, 2022