TOTEMIR's definitions

Tea Gut

The result of habitually drinking to many alcoholic teas

Jade has started to develop a Tea Gut due to her constant consumption of Twisted Tea.

by TOTEMIR February 11, 2022

Drink Drugin Mike

A guy who hangs around the local bar driving girls drinks.

SKÖL Bro: man my SKÖL Ho was sick as fuck when we got home from the bar.

Vidar: sounds like she ran into a Drink Drugin Mike.

by TOTEMIR January 7, 2022

Blair Witch Bubble

When a man ejaculates so for early in his partners mouth it fills their nasal cavities forming a bubble of cum in one or both of the nostrils.

SKÖL Bro 1: How did your date with that Attention Piece go last night?

SKÖL Bro 2: Dude she sucked me off so good I gave her a Blair Witch Bubble.

by TOTEMIR January 2, 2022

Bro Dozed

The results of When Bro A accidentally roofies Bro B instead of his intended female target. Bro A then violently analy assaults Bro B so he doesn’t waste his roofie.

Bro B has no recollection of the event, but wonders why his rectum is painfully inflamed

Dick Shirt Jon: I’m not sure but I think that moron Drink Drugging Mike Sam the Red Bro Dozed me last night. My ass is on fire.

by TOTEMIR August 25, 2022

Kel-ced

When your ex wife steals your money to spend on drugs for her bull dyke girlfriend.

That bitch kel-ced the fuck out of that bastard Caveman.

by TOTEMIR February 14, 2022

lampJade

What you turn an unfaithful or hurtful girlfriend into.

If Jade treats my SKÖL Bro Frank badly again I’m going to turn her Ho ass into a lampJade.

by TOTEMIR December 21, 2021

Pop’er in the Piss Pan

Another term for inserting your penis in to a vagina.

SKÖL Bro 1: How did your date with Atention Peice go?

SKÖL Bro 2: I got to Pop’er in the Piss Pan. What a slot.

by TOTEMIR February 23, 2022