Attention Piece

A woman that strings a man along as long as he is giving her attention. She has no intention of ever having a serious relationship.

Frank: I think that that girl is an Attention Piece and is playing you SKÖL Bro.

SKÖL Bro: Well FUCK

by TOTEMIR December 15, 2021

Knee in the Piss Pan

When your foot slips into a woman (either vaginaly or analy) until your leg is engulfed completely to the knee joint.

SKÖL Bro: Rich and his sister did the Knee in the Piss Pan.

SKÖL Ho: Holy fucking shot balls!!

by TOTEMIR March 16, 2022

Bro Dozed

The results of When Bro A accidentally roofies Bro B instead of his intended female target. Bro A then violently analy assaults Bro B so he doesn’t waste his roofie.

Bro B has no recollection of the event, but wonders why his rectum is painfully inflamed

Dick Shirt Jon: I’m not sure but I think that moron Drink Drugging Mike Sam the Red Bro Dozed me last night. My ass is on fire.

by TOTEMIR August 26, 2022

Punch in the Piss Pan

The act of inserting a fist into a vagina. Aka Fisting

SKÖL Bro: Did you hear that Rich gave his sister the old Punch in the Piss Pan.

SKÖL Ho: NO SHIT!!!

by TOTEMIR March 16, 2022

Dick Lamp

When a penis so hard it starts to glow and shines like a beacon to guide a sexual partner to the cock.

Amy gave me such a Dick Lamp that she Han no problem finding my cock in the dark room.

by TOTEMIR September 09, 2022

Butt-Sex Bonnet

When a person has such rough anal sex that the rectum prolapses.

Erika ended up with a Butt-Sex Bonnet after her date Friday night.

by TOTEMIR August 19, 2023

Butt-Sex Bonnet

Puritan headwear worn to hide the shame and guilt of having engaged in anal sex.

Erika came into the pub still wearing her Butt-Sex Bonnet. Her date must have went well.

by TOTEMIR February 06, 2023