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bristo young team 

bristo young team (byt) are a group of youths that pretend they skate, drink K cider, smoke roll ups and sniff the occasional bit of ket. then try to cancel eachother and break it all up with a gaff or camping ⛺️
“do a kick flip bro” “nah sorry i can’t i’m bristo young team
bristo young team by oNzOoE April 21, 2022

Bristo Sqaure

Bristo Sqaure is a area in Edinburgh which monster drinking fags, skaters, drug addicts, trannys and Dykes all hang out.
Advoid this place at all costs it smells like a mixture of Shit, Sweat and Monster Energy Drinks.
Everybody who goes here has the combined I.Q of 30.
That Fag defo hangs about in Bristo Sqaure!
Bristo Sqaure by Hamish Reed April 21, 2022
A Bryston is another word for a cult leader. A Bryston can be defined as a very charismatic leader who provides their followers with acceptance, security, and acceptance. Brystons must be dynamic, charismatic, convincing and extremely attractive. Brystons are master manipulators, experts at distorting the narrative to fit their own agenda. They know how to pick events and can selectively recall things in such a way that makes you question your own memory. They will intentionally distort what you're trying to say for their own purposes. If you ever meet a Bryston and he decides to be in control of you, your life is over.
"What is your honest opinion about Bryston?"
"Extremely attractive"
Bryston by jack:):):) July 14, 2022

Britophile

One who resides outside of the United Kingdom and is totally obsessed with everything British. They embrace everything that has do with Britain, including British culture, accents, movies, food, history, slang, music, etc.
Annie always wears that shirt with the British flag on it. She also is constantly watching British shows and movies and she flirts with British men online. She must be a Britophile!
Britophile by BranDE February 6, 2014

Bristianity

a religion made on the queen amino on April 10th 2019 in a group chat, where followers worship Lord Brisus and share memes about the members of Queen.
"Yeah, I converted from Christianity to Bristianity because let's be honest Brian needs more love".
Bristianity by KraftDinnerKid April 10, 2019

bristol pusher 

An imfamous serial killer, targeting Bristol (UK). Their method involves pushing drunken men and women into canals, and watching them drown.

Several people have claimed to know who the killer is on Twitch and YouTube.
The Bristol Pusher has struck again. Duncan Jones found dead beneath his flat, after traveling home with a sinister, slender man in polo-neck and glasses.
bristol pusher by petrolhead2000 January 4, 2019