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Always wears Fox Racing, Monster Energy, AlpineStars, or other MX or Snowcross apparel. Wears Oakleys, usually white Gas Cans, even when it is dark. Always has a dirt bike/ATV in the back of the truck even if it is seldom ridden. Usually a complete tool. Only shops at Bristo's.
Jacob Wolfe is a Bristo.
Bristo by Darrell Fred August 7, 2008
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bristo young team 

bristo young team (byt) are a group of youths that pretend they skate, drink K cider, smoke roll ups and sniff the occasional bit of ket. then try to cancel eachother and break it all up with a gaff or camping ⛺️
“do a kick flip bro” “nah sorry i can’t i’m bristo young team”
bristo young team by oNzOoE April 21, 2022

Bristo Sqaure

Bristo Sqaure is a area in Edinburgh which monster drinking fags, skaters, drug addicts, trannys and Dykes all hang out.
Advoid this place at all costs it smells like a mixture of Shit, Sweat and Monster Energy Drinks.
Everybody who goes here has the combined I.Q of 30.
That Fag defo hangs about in Bristo Sqaure!
Bristo Sqaure by Hamish Reed April 21, 2022
A Bryston is another word for a cult leader. A Bryston can be defined as a very charismatic leader who provides their followers with acceptance, security, and acceptance. Brystons must be dynamic, charismatic, convincing and extremely attractive. Brystons are master manipulators, experts at distorting the narrative to fit their own agenda. They know how to pick events and can selectively recall things in such a way that makes you question your own memory. They will intentionally distort what you're trying to say for their own purposes. If you ever meet a Bryston and he decides to be in control of you, your life is over.
"What is your honest opinion about Bryston?"
"Extremely attractive"
Bryston by jack:):):) July 14, 2022

Britophile

One who resides outside of the United Kingdom and is totally obsessed with everything British. They embrace everything that has do with Britain, including British culture, accents, movies, food, history, slang, music, etc.
Annie always wears that shirt with the British flag on it. She also is constantly watching British shows and movies and she flirts with British men online. She must be a Britophile!
Britophile by BranDE February 6, 2014

Bristianity

a religion made on the queen amino on April 10th 2019 in a group chat, where followers worship Lord Brisus and share memes about the members of Queen.
"Yeah, I converted from Christianity to Bristianity because let's be honest Brian needs more love".
Bristianity by KraftDinnerKid April 10, 2019

bristol pusher 

An imfamous serial killer, targeting Bristol (UK). Their method involves pushing drunken men and women into canals, and watching them drown.

Several people have claimed to know who the killer is on Twitch and YouTube.
The Bristol Pusher has struck again. Duncan Jones found dead beneath his flat, after traveling home with a sinister, slender man in polo-neck and glasses.
bristol pusher by petrolhead2000 January 4, 2019
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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