BRILLIONT 

Something of complete and utter brillionce.

JUST... BRILLIONT!!!!!!

BRILLIONT by binkersslap June 4, 2009

BillOntario 

An overweight homosexual Canadian who spends his entire life posting on ESPN message boards, with the sole purpose of interrupting conversations between other users by posting messages of extreme length and massive character count.

BillOntario: FACT.

Other User: Time to leave. Bill is here to spam.

BillOntario by Bucman October 19, 2011

A golden yacht for every billionaire 

A new economic policy proposed by the presidential hopeful M. Rommey. The presidential candidate and other proponents of this program argue that it will stimulate the economy via a “flush-down” effect, similar to the “trickle-down” effect that revolutionized the economic thinking during the Reagan administration.

The "A golden yacht for every billionaire" program is backed by economic research. A recent, double-blind study has revealed that billionaires are at least 15% more likely to spend time in their yachts if they are given additional yachts made out of solid gold. Because the plumbing of yachts is such that fecal waste is discharged directly into the water, providing golden yachts to billionaires will thuswise result in 15% more fecal waste from billionaires being available in the aquatic ecosystem. In this way, poor people may supplement their diets with partially digested corn kernels and discarded shrimp nubs that they may find at the water’s edge. The additional nutrients in the aquatic ecosystem are also expected to positively impact the fishing industry as billionaire feces is known to attract certain species of fish. As a result of the increased nutritive resources available, the average lower and middle class worker will have the energy to work three jobs instead of just two, resulting in additional tax revenue to fund the program and generally stimulating the economy.

A golden yacht for every billionaire by AluminumGreenspan September 9, 2012

Eleventy Billion 

A made up number Keanu Reeves decided to bet for Final Jeopardy.

"I bet eleventy billion dollars."
"That's not even a real number"
"Yet!"

Eleventy Billion by Trebek December 30, 2003

Brillaint 

A word to describe a person (or thing) who at first seems brilliant, but after the briefest of inspections it becomes apparent that they aint.

She looked like a princess but it turned out she was a nazi, she was very brillaint.

Brillaint by MingoBingo November 5, 2016

brillent 

A moronic approximation of the word "brilliant" used by illiterate Youtube commenters who are too stupid to spell the word "brilliant" correctly.

"This guy is BRILLENT!"

brillent by PseudonymOfObviousPerfection August 31, 2014

brillant 

Being incompetent, having a grossly inflated sense of one's competence, and possibly being lazy too, with the result being a very bad (or non-working) design or implementation. Often used in conjunction with the name "Paula". Originates from a post on The Daily WTF (an online forum discussing examples of bad programming practices) where a lazy programmer named Paula had coded exactly five lines of Java for a major project in several months and had managed to bullshit her way through weekly meetings regarding her progress. One of the lines was:

private String paula = "Brillant";

whose sheer elementariness, inappropriateness in production code, narcissism and self-inflation, with a weird spelling for "Brillant" on top of everything else, was deemed memorable.

"Have a separate table for each customer instead of a field in a single table? That's brillant!"

brillant by AnonGoat June 11, 2006