briles

A mainly German last name, that usually belongs to slightly out-there, and a little bit crazy people. The people that have "Briles" as a last name are usually very opinionated. Chareles Briles was an actor/director in his older days, and was even in an old film with Michael Jackson.

"Well then Serenity Briles, thank you for your very much needed opinion on this topic that totally had to do with you."

by Fuzbucket123 May 10, 2018

Say hi to Art Briles

Radio friendly way of telling someone to go to hell.

Term coined on "The Dan LeBatard Show with Stugotz"

Get out of here and say hi to Art Briles

by fmitga September 29, 2020

Briesplaining

The act of SJWs trying to worm their way out of negative consequences for their blatant racism/sexism. Most notably the briesplainer will always avoid any kind of apology, will avoid any admittance of wrongdoing, and will never take responsibility for their words/actions. Another common trait of briesplaining is an attempt to blame and shift negative attention onto the target of the original prejudicial/discriminatory actions.

Named for the desperate backpedalling by Brie Larson and her fellow SJW supporters in defence of her campaign of racism and misandry in the weeks preceding Captain Marvel's release.

Bob: Did you see Brie Larson's latest interview?
Dave: Yeah, it was pathetic, she's constantly just briesplaining rather than admitting she was wrong.

by DarkFenix February 25, 2019

Bribesmaid

A bridesmaid who, upon learning that she's in the running for the position of Maid of Honour, begins to schmooze to tip the odds in her favour. This could include flattery, doing favours, buying gifts and other general ass-kissing.

Alvin: "What's with Mary? She never has time for me anymore"
Toni: "That's because she's too busy being Kate's bribesmaid"
Alvin: "Oh man, not again"

by just like honey October 7, 2015

Briley

Briley is a drop, dead gorgeous girl who is willing to stand up for what she believes in and will stop at nothing to get what she wants she is very caring and loving and very sweet she always there for her friends and has a need for eating food and throwing half of it away she doesn't mess around when people mess with her if you bite her she bites back but if you have her as your girlfriend you may be the luckiest guy standing on the earth soil but all out Briley is perfect

is that Briley? I wish she could be mine

by Matthew pilight January 24, 2019

bridesmaidzilla

a condition in which an anal retentive bridesmaid controls the wedding party as though it were her own wedding

She is totally a bridesmaidzilla - she made all the girls sit down and do the calligraphy for all the wedding invitations!

by the pouty panda September 19, 2007

Brikesh

A type of practical joke which usually involves taking the victim's cellphone and texting a friend or relative with some devastating news. The victim then has their cellphone returned to them, and are left to deal with the consequences of the text message - which is all intended in good humour. The name Brikesh is derived from the inventors of the joke - two Portsmouth university students called Brijesh and Malkesh.

Amelia was the victim of a Brikesh when they texted her mum to say that she was pregnant.

by ice26 December 23, 2008