Brikesh

A type of practical joke which usually involves taking the victim's cellphone and texting a friend or relative with some devastating news. The victim then has their cellphone returned to them, and are left to deal with the consequences of the text message - which is all intended in good humour. The name Brikesh is derived from the inventors of the joke - two Portsmouth university students called Brijesh and Malkesh.

Amelia was the victim of a Brikesh when they texted her mum to say that she was pregnant.

by ice26 December 23, 2008

Brikesh'd

Verb meaning that somebody has been the victim of a Brikesh practical joke.

Nik got Brikesh'd by Brij and Kesh.

by ice26 December 25, 2008

bikeshed

Bikeshed refers to topics which have never recieved concensus and are likely to generate side-discussions and flames unless all participants are well-read on all the past history. It stems from the idea that big changes (like the building of a power plant) go through quickly, since everyone assumes that someone else has checked it out, while simple changes (like building a bikeshed) often get mired in bureaucracy, since everyone has an opinion on it.

Tom posted a bikeshed topic to the mailing list and awoke to 11,358 messages in his inbox.

by Andy Greenwood January 4, 2007

bikeshedding

Technical disputes over minor, marginal issues conducted while more serious ones are being overlooked. The implied image is of people arguing over what color to paint the bicycle shed while the house is not finished. (jargon file)

I'm not pointing fingers as I get sucked into those discussions just like everyone else, but the bikeshedding-to-action ratio is fabulously high.

by Eann September 18, 2006

BIKESHED BOY

Someone who has an awkward relationship with their girlfriend, they often resolve to planned visits behind a hidden place for a simple peck on the cheek

That kid over there is a bikeshed boy

by Therandomguyish March 15, 2017

Brijesh

Brijesh is a calm person with a very good sense of humour. He enjoys his life to the fullest and could easily tackle any difficult situations.

Brijesh you got nice sense of humor

Brijesh you handle problems so easily are you Krishna

by cvzc November 24, 2021

BriJeSh

He is the kind of person who is too wise for life , he will be very patient with you when your a huge mess and listen to you and be your therapist . He has a knack for getting along with everyone but he is very introverted . He likes his space but he loves people . He can get insecure at times and overthinks alot but that's only cause he cares about eveything and eveyone , I think that just makes me 100x more interesting that other people . He is a gentleman who is a stick and Loves chips .

He is sweet , caring , understanding and I think the kind of guy who would get you flowers and be a the sweetness in the world . He knows how to express himself really welll but only to the poeple he feels close too .

He has wayyy too much knowlage about the world and he wwants to change it into a a better place . He honestly has the ability to do it if he puts his mind to it . He also has really good speaking skills . Oh and looks dead half of the time

He is one of a kind

Person 1 : oh who's that tall handsome guy who is too thin for life

Person 2 : ahhh that kid , he has a very unique name ummm what is it again ...
Bridge .. oH UESH BRIJESH

by Ur mommmmy December 8, 2021