Brifting

Fagging around the gym like the pansy ass ferry that you are.

Jeremy is as proficient at brifting as he is at taking gigantic cock.

by Cuntalina Fucklebitch April 7, 2013

Britting

To wake up a guy in the morning with a blow-job

Also known as a girl having 'Breakfast'

"Yeah I woke him up in an exciting way
''Were you Britting him?"

by Betterthistime? April 30, 2010

Miss Britting

Calling old memes new. Often used by teachers who think that they're hip at Calvary Chapel High School.

Miss Mary: "I like all your cool new fads such as YOLO and doge"
Jake: "What are you talking about?"

Landon: "She's just Miss Britting by discussing what she thinks is cool, but failing at it!"

by Secretguy22 May 8, 2019

Bifting

To have sex, to describe sex, to call someone sexy.

"Shes going to get a bifting!"
"Shes a bit of a bift!"

When having a lot of sex with multiple women...
"I'm shifting the bift"

When going to the gym to become more sexy...
"I'm lifting for a bifting"

by ManOfGondor February 21, 2015

Britting

To give head to a male in the early morning.
Preferably at breakfast.

'Oooh, look what she's doing with that hotdog'
'She looks like she's britting'

"Yeah I woke him up in an exciting way
''Were you Britting him?"

by Amusedfinacee April 29, 2010

the brittingham tapes

Its not a real video
its just used to troll

If you see someone say "don't look up the Brittingham tapes!" Just know that they just trying to troll you into researching something that doesn't even exist

by San parrot October 4, 2022

Lite-Briting

The act of masturbating next to a night light.

Each and every Saturday when I am extremely lonely, I start lite-briting.

by PanzerHail June 20, 2014