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Brifting 

Fagging around the gym like the pansy ass ferry that you are.
Jeremy is as proficient at brifting as he is at taking gigantic cock.
Words you can keep

Britting 

To wake up a guy in the morning with a blow-job

Also known as a girl having 'Breakfast'
"Yeah I woke him up in an exciting way
''Were you Britting him?"
Britting by Betterthistime? April 30, 2010

Miss Britting 

Calling old memes new. Often used by teachers who think that they're hip at Calvary Chapel High School.
Miss Mary: "I like all your cool new fads such as YOLO and doge"
Jake: "What are you talking about?"

Landon: "She's just Miss Britting by discussing what she thinks is cool, but failing at it!"
Miss Britting by Secretguy22 May 8, 2019
To have sex, to describe sex, to call someone sexy.
"Shes going to get a bifting!"
"Shes a bit of a bift!"

When having a lot of sex with multiple women...
"I'm shifting the bift"

When going to the gym to become more sexy...
"I'm lifting for a bifting"
Bifting by ManOfGondor February 21, 2015

Britting 

To give head to a male in the early morning.
Preferably at breakfast.
'Oooh, look what she's doing with that hotdog'
'She looks like she's britting'

"Yeah I woke him up in an exciting way
''Were you Britting him?"
Britting by Amusedfinacee April 29, 2010

the brittingham tapes 

Its not a real video
its just used to troll
If you see someone say "don't look up the Brittingham tapes!" Just know that they just trying to troll you into researching something that doesn't even exist

Lite-Briting 

The act of masturbating next to a night light.
Each and every Saturday when I am extremely lonely, I start lite-briting.
Lite-Briting by PanzerHail June 20, 2014
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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