Breastdesk

When a woman's stomach extends further outward than her breasts, thus serving as a platform (or "desk") with which to support them.

1. I was going to suck on her nipples, but didn't get past her breastdesk.

2. I usually don't fuck women with breastdesks, but it was a slow night, so hey, I made an exception.

by Fly Paper July 26, 2011

Breasties before Testes

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.

Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!

by M.Hessler May 4, 2015

breasties

two female friends that have attractive breasts, and are comfortable enough to take a bath with each other, change in front of each other, and when photographed, usually will pose close enough for their breasts to smush against each other. ( derived from besties )

Joe: You know Megan and April have been getting close to each other, lately.

Mac: Yeah I know, have you seen Megan's profile pic?

Joe: The one with both of them in it?

Mac: Uh-hun, they are such breasties.

by handsomevirgil November 7, 2009

Breastesses

The plural form of breasts, meaning multiple sets of breasts.

Dayum, Lookit all a' dose breastesses, bro!

by Gil December 9, 2003

breasteses

word used by men who cannot correctly enunciate plural nouns that end with the letter S.

Dude, that fox has some nice breasts but why you got to add all those unnecessary syllables? Breasts is only one syllable...breasteses = breast-e-ses...count 'em!

by nerakrepooc October 25, 2006

Breastest

Another word for female breast. Referenced in the song 'Almost' by Bowling For Soup. It is used as a rhyme with "Texas" in the song.

She lost to a girl with much bigger breastests.

by Asnogordo May 30, 2018

breasties

Breasts, boobs, titties, jugs ect.

Damn that bitch got so nice ass breasties

by X April 20, 2005