Breakshave

Verb

To dry shave in a non-conventional environment, usually an office or restaurant, whilst on a break (be it a work break, or an emotional break)

Bernard: I hate my friends and want to be alone.

Natasha: Hey, why don't you calm down by having a quick breakshave?

Bernard: Great idea! *Dry shaves in the middle of the Board Room*

by Ah Satan. April 25, 2019

Breakshart

Nervous breakdown causing a pacemaking (foggy) fart dilating the anus and soon followed by an instant abundant release of hot creamy feces;

Typical in sensitive non professional sluts looking for love in vain after a "bulldozering" one night stand .

Women on the verge of a nervous breakshart.

by NIO LITTLEBULL April 19, 2008

breadshame

A breadshame is an individual who makes you laugh and says and/or silly things and are usually short. Breadshame is also a replacement name for Benedict

Silly little breadshame! That’s not how you slice watermelon.

by The_BreadShame June 13, 2022

Breakupaversary

The anniversary of a breakup

Patricia and Jonathan are soon celebrating their breakupaversary.

by Tdog01 April 15, 2017