branwell bronte

Yorkshire for an intellecual, drug addled, boozed-up waster, (of which there are many here) or one with pretentions of being such - after the infamous opium guzzling brother of the Bronte sisters, who allegedy wrote the novel 'Wuthering Heights but was too wrecked to notice that his sister published it under her name!

(Two old mates meet in a chance encounter at the bar)
Jim-bob: Yo, Marmaduke. How ya doing?
Marmaduke: Hey, I'm fine mate. How's your Ralph?
Jim-bob: Ah, he's always mashed and on the lash these days.
Marmaduke: Yeah, I heard he's turned into a bit of a Branwell Bronte.

branwell bronte by chris firth January 17, 2007

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brownelling

When you are an 18 year old man and forget a condom and you're forced to have dry anal with a 15 year old.

Do you have a condom, bro?
Nah sorry
It's all good I'm fine just brownelling her.

brownelling by alexbrownell November 30, 2016

Brownell

When a member of the same sex does not wipe their ass and uses said ass to draw an "L" on your chest.

I got drunk with the guys and got "Brownelled".

This guy at the bar last night said he would let me "Brownell" him.

Brownell by Gabaldon January 11, 2008

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branwell

After Branwell Bronte.
Yorkshire slang for an intellecual, drug addled, boozed-up waster, (of which there are many here) or one with pretentions of being such - after the infamous opium guzzling brother of the Bronte sisters, who allegedy wrote the novel 'Wuthering Heights but was too wrecked to notice that his sister published it under her name!

(Two old mates meet in a chance encounter at the bar)
Jim-bob: Yo, Marmaduke. How ya doing?
Marmaduke: Hey, I'm fine mate. How's your Ralph?
Jim-bob: Ah, he's always mashed and on the lash these days.
Marmaduke: Yeah, I heard he's turned into a bit of a Branwell.

branwell by chris firth January 25, 2007

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brownelling

The act of talking about philosophy when no one wants to hear.

Rob was brownelling so much everyone left.

brownelling by Max_Powders February 22, 2014

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braynelly

Braynelly:the most amazing girl in the world. This girl boi she is a head turner one look at her and you'll be saying "damn girl"
Braynelly is soo sweet, beautiful, heart melting, sarcastic at time, kind, loving, caring for others. She might not be popular but once her name comes up in a crowed everyone know how she is. She's amazing. If you have a nelly. in yiur life don't let her go. She will hold you tight forever you just need to treat her right. She will care for you. She might go from I love you to i wanna leave this world but all she needs is to be reminded of how much of an amazing person she is. She may have a heart made of pure love but it will be damaged by others. All you need to do is fix it the best you can. She might find it hard to hand her heart to you for good but just wait Because she will give you that amazing caring heart of hers.
She's a loyal friend and will do anything to protect her friends at any cost.
She's beautiful and forever she shall stay that way. Love that girl just as much as she loves you. Heck love her more because she deserves the loving. She's the closest thing to a perfect girl.

Jonathan: Hey Jaocb you seen that Braynelly girl
Jacob: yea she's over there. Just sitting soo beautifully

braynelly by braynnn March 5, 2024

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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