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branwell bronte

Yorkshire for an intellecual, drug addled, boozed-up waster, (of which there are many here) or one with pretentions of being such - after the infamous opium guzzling brother of the Bronte sisters, who allegedy wrote the novel 'Wuthering Heights but was too wrecked to notice that his sister published it under her name!
(Two old mates meet in a chance encounter at the bar)
Jim-bob: Yo, Marmaduke. How ya doing?
Marmaduke: Hey, I'm fine mate. How's your Ralph?
Jim-bob: Ah, he's always mashed and on the lash these days.
Marmaduke: Yeah, I heard he's turned into a bit of a Branwell Bronte.
branwell bronte by chris firth January 17, 2007

brownelling 

When you are an 18 year old man and forget a condom and you're forced to have dry anal with a 15 year old.
Do you have a condom, bro?
Nah sorry
It's all good I'm fine just brownelling her.
brownelling by alexbrownell November 30, 2016

Brownell 

When a member of the same sex does not wipe their ass and uses said ass to draw an "L" on your chest.
I got drunk with the guys and got "Brownelled".

This guy at the bar last night said he would let me "Brownell" him.
Brownell by Gabaldon January 11, 2008
After Branwell Bronte.
Yorkshire slang for an intellecual, drug addled, boozed-up waster, (of which there are many here) or one with pretentions of being such - after the infamous opium guzzling brother of the Bronte sisters, who allegedy wrote the novel 'Wuthering Heights but was too wrecked to notice that his sister published it under her name!
(Two old mates meet in a chance encounter at the bar)
Jim-bob: Yo, Marmaduke. How ya doing?
Marmaduke: Hey, I'm fine mate. How's your Ralph?
Jim-bob: Ah, he's always mashed and on the lash these days.
Marmaduke: Yeah, I heard he's turned into a bit of a Branwell.
branwell by chris firth January 25, 2007

brownelling 

The act of talking about philosophy when no one wants to hear.
Rob was brownelling so much everyone left.
brownelling by Max_Powders February 22, 2014

braynelly 

Braynelly:the most amazing girl in the world. This girl boi she is a head turner one look at her and you'll be saying "damn girl"
Braynelly is soo sweet, beautiful, heart melting, sarcastic at time, kind, loving, caring for others. She might not be popular but once her name comes up in a crowed everyone know how she is. She's amazing. If you have a nelly. in yiur life don't let her go. She will hold you tight forever you just need to treat her right. She will care for you. She might go from I love you to i wanna leave this world but all she needs is to be reminded of how much of an amazing person she is. She may have a heart made of pure love but it will be damaged by others. All you need to do is fix it the best you can. She might find it hard to hand her heart to you for good but just wait Because she will give you that amazing caring heart of hers.
She's a loyal friend and will do anything to protect her friends at any cost.
She's beautiful and forever she shall stay that way. Love that girl just as much as she loves you. Heck love her more because she deserves the loving. She's the closest thing to a perfect girl.
Jonathan: Hey Jaocb you seen that Braynelly girl
Jacob: yea she's over there. Just sitting soo beautifully
braynelly by braynnn March 5, 2024