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After Branwell Bronte.
Yorkshire slang for an intellecual, drug addled, boozed-up waster, (of which there are many here) or one with pretentions of being such - after the infamous opium guzzling brother of the Bronte sisters, who allegedy wrote the novel 'Wuthering Heights but was too wrecked to notice that his sister published it under her name!
(Two old mates meet in a chance encounter at the bar)
Jim-bob: Yo, Marmaduke. How ya doing?
Marmaduke: Hey, I'm fine mate. How's your Ralph?
Jim-bob: Ah, he's always mashed and on the lash these days.
Marmaduke: Yeah, I heard he's turned into a bit of a Branwell.
branwell by chris firth January 25, 2007
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branwell bronte

Yorkshire for an intellecual, drug addled, boozed-up waster, (of which there are many here) or one with pretentions of being such - after the infamous opium guzzling brother of the Bronte sisters, who allegedy wrote the novel 'Wuthering Heights but was too wrecked to notice that his sister published it under her name!
(Two old mates meet in a chance encounter at the bar)
Jim-bob: Yo, Marmaduke. How ya doing?
Marmaduke: Hey, I'm fine mate. How's your Ralph?
Jim-bob: Ah, he's always mashed and on the lash these days.
Marmaduke: Yeah, I heard he's turned into a bit of a Branwell Bronte.
branwell bronte by chris firth January 17, 2007
"Aaron,Cut the birthday cake,it would be my Brandell"
Brandell by WHatyatalkinbout? June 12, 2015

Braswell High School 

Braswell high school is an awful school with terrible teachers and staff with fake thugs loud ass annoying people and an annoying ass cop in the parking lot who pulls over at least 15-20 people per morning in the school area alone. 31 in a 35 is not speeding faggot. No off campus lunch, few freedoms, and bad sports teams. Overall, a horrible school.
You know that place hell?”
“You mean Braswell High School?”

“Son are you passing your classes?”
“Hell nah I go to Braswell High School
To brazwell is to take a shit on the floor of a bar.
"Man- that girl just Brazwelled over there and now they have to shut down the bar"
Brazwell by Yinzer07 October 3, 2009

Barnwelled 

When you get so fucked on a night out and you wake up in the morning you feel absolutely barnwelled
Guy 1: did you have a good night last night

Guy 2: yeah it was mental I got barnwelled
Barnwelled by Frank.ka January 28, 2015

braswell 

Braswell (n) a man with an uber large penis
He had such a big braswell
braswell by Jake Steel January 31, 2008