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Absolute Pimp That is undeniably superior than every other teacher known to man. Known on the streets to be seen trapping pumpkins.
Pull up on 5th ave Brandow selling pumpkins for a deal
Brandow by Kdub071 September 23, 2021
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Brandon Richardson

A handsome individual who lives in Miami that’s an entrepreneur, socialite and actor.

Also known as Prince or his government name Brandon Quantavius Richardson, born September 23, 1984.
Brandon Richardson is the sole create of Thots on a Yacht.

Dio Brando 

The name of a someone that is garunteed to kill your dog if he is your adoptive brother. Usually does evil actions followed by a blood cry WRYYYYYY! He will also attempt to crush your great great grandson with a steam roller in stopped time.
JoJo: Dio, what did you do to Danny?!
Dio Brando: WRYYYYYYY!!!!
JoJo: DIOOOOOOO!!!
Dio Brando by Krustywalrus October 11, 2018

american brando 

A middle aged man who has a bowl hair cut and works at a grocery store. He enjoys eating powder doughnut holes while he's on his break. In his freetime he enjoys playing pokemon go and getting drunk.
"Hey Steve why is that guy have a bowl hair cut."

"That's just American Brando."
american brando by @TheRealWesside January 27, 2018

brandywine 

The true Gentleman's drink. Distilled from wine it is a fine liquor to be enjoyed over cigars and politics, or at the Golf Course.
Perceval: Well, Quincy, as you're no doubt aware, our major backers have not been quite as adventurous as they used to be since the unfortunate collapse of '98"

Quincy: Certainly I am, Perceval, but as you also know, I require another glass of your fine brandy

Perceval: Quite!

Quincy: Chortle!
brandywine by Greg April 28, 2005

Brandon Routh 

The hot-ass talented actor who stars as Superman/Clark Kent in the upcoming summer movie Superman Returns.
Brandon Routh is a sexy beast of a man. He put on 22 pounds of solid muscle to be in Superman Returns. Thank fuck for that skin-tight outfit.
Brandon Routh by AMENNAAAAAA July 1, 2006

brandwagonner 

Someone who switches from brand to brand just to fit in. They will wear whatever is popular.
Jim- Hey nice new Obey shirt, but didnt u just get a new one from gongshow

Paul- Well im a brandwagonner, i gotta dosomething to fit in

Jim- Oh yea thats true ok see you at our yoga class

Paul- lets wear all our gay lululemon clothes
brandwagonner by J-Dawg66 November 27, 2013
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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