The name of a someone that is garunteed to kill your dog if he is your adoptive brother. Usually does evil actions followed by a blood cry WRYYYYYY! He will also attempt to crush your great great grandson with a steam roller in stopped time.
JoJo: Dio, what did you do to Danny?!
Dio Brando: WRYYYYYYY!!!!
JoJo: DIOOOOOOO!!!
by Krustywalrus October 11, 2018
Dio Brando is the main antagonist from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood, he also appears as the main antagonist in Stardust Crusaders. He also has a big dick, dear god it is so big, the Burj Khalifa is an inch tall compared to it.
You thought this would be a normal definition for Dio Brando, BUT IT WAS A JOKE!
by floridaFargone December 1, 2018
Dio Brando is A gud Boi That is very hawt and sexi. His favourite words are WRRRRRRYYYYY and MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA. He is our Lord and Saviour. All hail DIO
by DioBrandoIsHawt April 20, 2019
A fucking gay ass vampire who stole a body and didnt give it back for 100 years
jojo: that dude is such a Dio Brando
by salamandersnot August 11, 2020
SPOILERS AHEAD!

A character from Jojo's Bizarre adventure that turned into a vampire and burned a dog alive. Son of Dario Brando a thief that tried to rob the Joestar family but George Joestar thought that he came to save him. Dio was adopted by the Joestars when Dario died. Dio is an a*shole who leeches of the Joestar family and only wants to ruin Jonathan Joestar's life so that when their father dies he gets the entire will. Dio then goes on a rampage murdering a entire town in England. Then on Jonathan's honeymoon after Dio was defeated, he came back and exploded the ship that was on its way to America. Dio becomes even more of an a hole in part 3 stardust crusaders, where he becomes an edge lord straight out of fifty shades of grey. He also demands that you would refer to him as DIO in all uppercase. He gains a stand ZA WARUDO and screams WRYYYYYY with any amout of "Y"'s after it.
That's such a Dio Brando thing to do.
by somedudwholikesanime February 4, 2019
A stripper looking bisexual vampire that is our lord and savior because "DIO" means "GOD" in italian. pretty cool right??

The name is often used to describe a person that burns dogs, takes their brothers body and is pure evil.

That person sometimes screams "WRYYYYYYYYYYYY" when fighting (aswell as "MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA") and when dying often refers to himself as "I, DIO" or just screams "WRYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"

Compliment that can be used to describe a person braveness and the power he has in him.

Note: don't refer to someone as Dio Brando because Lord Dio will arrange from the dead and fuck you to death.
Jojo: You must be Dio brando
Dio: *burns dog alive*
by Lord Dio's simp March 31, 2022
A psychopathic guy who becomes a vampire and trys to eluminate the Joestar Bloodline.
Person 1: Hey do you know who Dio Brando is.

Person 2: Yes.