Urban Dictionary: Dio Brando

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The name of a someone that is garunteed to kill your dog if he is your adoptive brother. Usually does evil actions followed by a blood cry WRYYYYYY! He will also attempt to crush your great great grandson with a steam roller in stopped time.

JoJo: Dio, what did you do to Danny?!
Dio Brando: WRYYYYYYY!!!!
JoJo: DIOOOOOOO!!!

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dio brando

Main villain of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure's parts 1 ( Phantom Blood) and 3 (Stardust Crusaders). Often uses his battle cry ("MUDAMUDAMUDA") when kicks someone's ass.

Stops time, then "KURAE!" (throwing over9000 knives at his opponent), then time resumes and opponent's ass pwned . Dio Brando, guyz...

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Dio Brando is the main antagonist from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood, he also appears as the main antagonist in Stardust Crusaders. He also has a big dick, dear god it is so big, the Burj Khalifa is an inch tall compared to it.

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Dio Brando is A gud Boi That is very hawt and sexi. His favourite words are WRRRRRRYYYYY and MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA. He is our Lord and Saviour. All hail DIO

All hail Lord DIO Brando