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To be high, or the act of getting high off of marijuanna.
Hey, you wanna be branched today?
branched by abstrak8 March 14, 2005
When someone starts a topic, that has little or nothing to do with the main conversation.

Often moves away from the center of the main conversation.
Person 1: I recently had a really bad car crash... my whole car is wrecked.
Person 2: Man i think my social anxieties really causes an issue for me.
Person 1: I mean that sucks man but you just branched the conversation.
branched by Karl Phoenix November 17, 2021

Blanched 

To be completely belligerent or inebriated as a result of consuming too much alcohol. This word is used to describe drunkenness for two reasons. 1) The word itself just sounds like it means shit faced. 2) The actual meaning of the word defines a cooking method in which food is dunked in hot, then cold water to loosen the skin. The metaphor being, saturating something in liquid unit it changes.
Party Animal 1: I am so hungover I can hear colors.

Party Animal 2: Yeah, dude. We got fucking blanched last night.
Blanched by captmurk November 13, 2013

Blanched 

A synonym for "blue balling". In cooking it refers to the heating or boiling of food then immediately icing it, therefore comparing "it" to getting heated up then getting "iced".
"Dude my nuts hurt so bad today, this girl totally blanched me last night" blue balls blueballs
Blanched by PHILSON October 21, 2011

Blanched 

To lose an election as an incumbent by a large amount. A reference to Blanche Lincoln's landslide loss in the 2010 Arkansas Senate Election
Cory Gardner will get blanched in 2020.
Blanched by Jon Tester October 20, 2019

blanched 

to be completly high or stoned
blanched is a cool way to say it
Stoner 1: "dude, lets get blanched later"
Stoner 2: "man im already blanched outta my mind"

Stoner 1: "k so meet you in 10 minutes?"
Stoner 2: "Fuck yea man, im gonna get so fucking blanched now"
blanched by blanchedking February 22, 2009
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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