A professional Clash Royale well known for his tendencies to rage in games. Also a boring misogynistic unfaithful skinny kid who did not grow up with any manners. He likes to flaunts his victories to his opponents and claims that it helps him enjoy the game while never stopping once to try to understand how his opponents feel. Known for BM-ing in a Clash with Ash Video on Youtube.
I justpulled a Brandank_CR on my opponent in Clash Royale
A smallbandana used in the genital region of a male usually to cover up a micropenis.
"Hey mate, Katy tells me you've been sporting a Brandana."
"Oi! Stop that. I've done nothing of the sort. I've simply injured it is all and I'm wearing a regular ordinary bandage down there."
"So why is it showing through your leggings and why does it have a pinkpaisley design?"
"Fuck off!"
A brandalyn is a beautiful girl with a heart of gold. She will do anything for the people she loves, even if it hurts her. She is most likely really funny{ and has a lot of friends. She doesn’t like to cry in public, but she [will come to you if she trusts you. Brandalyn will be there no matter what, and is kinda indecisive. If you loose her, your out of luck, try with everything you got to get her back.
Anthony: “Dude, my girlfriend Brandalyn is the best think that ever happened to me.”
Dj: “Your so lucky!”
Brandan is the handsomest, smartest, strongest man you will ever meet. He loves watching cartoons in the morning especially pokemon, he loves oreo cookies, coffee, and thinks he barbeques better than anyone else in the world. He has such a good heart and is so caring and honest. He loves his family and gets home sick when he is two hours away from them. He is one of the best wrestlers you will ever meet and has the sexiest body you will ever lay eyes on. He knows how to make me smile when I’m mad or sad and doesn’t leave you alone until your happy again. He is a popular person and everyone that meets him loves him. Basically he is the greatest guy I know and when were apart I can’t stop thinking about him. Once you love him you won’t want anyone else.
Girl: I love my brandan baby and want to marry him and make little brandan’s and little kara’s
The most amazing womanever. If you find this girl you hold on to her. She is funny beautiful smart, but often has a hard time opening up to people. If she opens up to you then it means she really cares for you.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!